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Poetry and Comics from 
July 2009
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July 2009
When things go wrong it's
Funny.
When things get sick it's
Funny.
When things die a slow and intensely painful death
It's very, very
Funny.
Change lanes.
Pump really good drugs
Into your
Veins.
God rewards those who
Abandon their
Children.
A man who enjoys
Having a fist rammed up his rump
Is a man who deserves to be
Dumped.
But cha are,
Blanche...
Ya are in that chair.
Choosy mothers choose
Choosy mothers.
If you can't stand the kitchen
Get out of the
Kitchen.
N God we trust.
Over God we fuss.
N God we confuse.
Over God we re-use.
N God we relate.
Over God we agitate.
Stop going to work.
Stop driving your car.
Stop answering your phone.
Stop communicating with your friends.
Stop drinking.
Stop eating.
Stop living.
Stop.
Deliver our
Livers from
Evil.
Two is the oneliest number.
Five is the tenliest number.
Three is the sevenliest number.
Twelve is the thirtyliest number.
Nine is the two hundredliest number.
Three thousand nine hundred seventy one is the
Fourteenliest number.
Jesus spanks
Those who spank
Themselves.
Deformity
Is in the eye of the
Beholder.
White girls smell
Bitter.
He who dies
With the most toys
Dies with the most
Toys.
Hate is a concept
By which we measure our
Love.
If you don't discriminate
Then you must be
Retarded.
Your belongings will
End up being a
Tedious reminder
Of what a boring life
You led.
Diseases please those
Who please
Themselves.
The world will stop at
Midnight tonight.
Mama Cass invented the
Ham sandwich.
Richard Gere came up with
The idea of gerbil
Insertion.
Michael Jackson came up with
The idea of letting your nose die
First.
Nip it in the bud.
Nip it in the blood.
Nip it in the sink.
Nip it in the pink.
Nip it in the couch.
Nip it in the pouch.
Nip it in the dud.
Nip it in the crud.
Orr Blothrr
Hartinn hebbin
Allo beethie naam
Enleeduss nottin tootimp tayshuh
Budduliveruss frumeevll
Forthie issuh kingduh annuh
Powuh annuh blurry
Furrier ann furrier
Oven.
Smoking is a disgusting habit.
Poking is a disgusting habit.
Croaking is a disgusting habit.
Choking is a disgusting habit.
Bloating is a disgusting habit.
Roaming is a disgusting habit.
Foaming is a disgusting habit.
Lo Mein is a disgusting habit.
Shit like a
Girl.
Fart like a
Man.
