Poetry (2017 - 2024) by
Poetry (2017 - 2024) by
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NEVER
It never happened.
You never existed.
I never existed.
It never happened.
(February
2024)
EYES
The walls have
eyes.
The ceiling has eyes.
The floor has eyes.
The sky has
Eyes.
(February 2024)
REAL
I am not real.
I never was real.
(February 2024)
DISTANCE
Distance makes
everything
Better.
(February 2024)
VIEWS
A world
Without views
Is a world
Without use.
(February 2024)
CLOCKS BOX
Time is told by
Clocks,
Health by smell in
Litter box.
(February 2024)
DO NOTHING
When in doubt
Do nothing.
(October 2022)
COMMON DEFINED
The definition of common
Is a common
Definition.
(October 2022)
SPEED OF LIGHT
The speed of light is
35 miles per hour.
(October 2022)
TRAVEL
Travel is
The art of going
Nowhere.
(October 2022)
NEXT TO NOTHING
The thing that is
Next to nothing is
Something.
(October 2022)
POPULAR
Popular means
Bad.
(October 2022)
JUPITER SUPPORT
Support planets
That are less stupid
Than Jupiter.
(October 2022)
CHILDREN AND ADULTS
When adults grow up
Children get small.
When children grow up
Adults become tiny.
When they all grow up
They all get small and
Whiny.
(March 2022)
FORGOTTEN
It is better
To be ignored than
Noticed.
It is better
To be forgotten than
Remembered.
(March 2022)
99 100
99 percent
Of everything
Equals 100 percent
Of nothing.
(March 2022)
FUTURE MINUTE
The future
Will be the present
In a minute.
(March 2022)
LATEX
She painted her walls with
Latex.
She painted her friends with
Propofol.
(December 2021)
WIFE BRAINS
Rats ate out
My wife's brains
Yesterday.
(December 2021)
STORKS
If storks bring 'em
Why can't they take 'em
Away.
(December 2021)
ELECTIONS
All elections are
Crummy.
(December 2021)
COMMON CAUSE
When people
Come together for
A common cause they
Become even more
Common than they
Already were.
(December 2021)
DAMN LIVES
Don't forget
How important our
Damn lives is.
(December 2021)
RING
A ring is
A symbol of lies and
Misrepresentations.
(December 2021)
CARE
Squares
Care.
(December 2021)
TWO TIMERS
After he bought
A second timer
He then had
Two timers.
(December 2021)
CONNECT TO CUT
All connections
Disconnect and
Connect to
Cut.
(December 2021)
PASSION
Passion is
Futile.
(December 2021)
FAIR NOT FAIR
This is fair.
That is not fair.
(December 2021)
SEVEN PRETTIES
Pretty pretty pretty pretty
Pretty pretty
Pretty.
(December 2021)
WISHFUL PRAYER
Wish and pray
It will all
Go away.
(December 2021)
BLANKET
A blanket
Is only as good
As the stuff
It covers.
(December 2021)
DEAD POINT
What's the point
When we all
Die anyway.
(December 2021)
DOOR
When one door closes
Two thousand more
Close
(August 2021)
CHEESE
Everything is please
When for covering
With cheese.
(August 2021)
REFLECT
Connections
That don't connect.
Reflections
That don't reflect.
(August 2021)
SAMEY
Samey him.
Samey her.
Samey dull
Generic blur.
(August 2021)
BUTTON SPELL
Push a button.
Cast a spell.
Make 'em all go
Straight to Hell.
(April 2021)
MEDICINE MEN
Medicine men never win.
Time to start
All over again.
(April 2021)
WANNA
When we're young
We wanna be old.
When we're old
We wanna be young.
When we're dying
We wanna stay alive.
When we're alive
We wanna be dead.
(April 2021)
PRIDDIE DAE
Be priddie
Tuh dae.
(December 2020)
STRING
Life is one long
Continuous string of
Disappointments.
(December 2020)
BAD LEADERS
All leaders are
Bad leaders.
(December 2020)
INTENTIONS
Good intentions
Ain't wurff
Nuffin.
(December 2020)
LITTLE LOST
Little lost souls
Roaming the earth
Searching for
Dumb things.
(December 2020)
GRIP
People who
Come to grips with
Their true feelings are people
Who have never had a grip
On anything.
(December 2020)
BISCUITS
Biscuits are
Shitty.
Biscuits with gravy
Are even
Shittier.
(December 2020)
RECIPE FOR HAPPY
It rains constantly during Friday
evening and night.
The rain subsides that Saturday morning,
Which is the Fourth of July.
The weather during the day is perfect.
Just as the sun begins to set there is another torrential
downpour.
It rains constantly for ten hours straight.
All fireworks events are moved to Sunday evening
Which is expected to be completely dry.
Sunday is a beautiful clear day and everyone is excited
To finally see some fireworks.
Just as the sun begins to set there is another torrential
downpour.
Once again, it rains constantly for ten hours straight.
(December 2020)
TECHNOLOGY
Technology was once
Friend.
Now technology is
Enemy.
(November 2020)
UNITE
When people unite
They become
Irritating and
Shitty.
(November 2020)
TEXAS
All food
In Texas is
Poisonous.
(November 2020)
EXPRESS
When any individual
Expresses their opinion
They become common
And worthless.
(November 2020)
CAUSE
Any cause
That people support
Is crap.
(November 2020)
ME
All I think about is me.
I think about what I do.
I think about how I feel.
I think about what I want.
And I tell other people
All about me.
I have no interest in anyone else.
I am only interested
In me.
(November 2020)
CONCERNING
Everyone is
So concerned
About things
That do not
Matter.
(November 2020)
GIVE UP
Whatever we do
Or don't do makes
No difference in the
Big scheme of things.
It is better to just give up and
Die.
(November 2020)
UPBEAT
Let's be upbeat and phony
About everything.
(November 2020)
PARTY
All party
Is shitty.
(November 2020)
STAR ABORTION
She looked to the stars
And held up three jars and said,
"These are my favorite abortions."
(November 2020)
BAD OLD DAYS
These are the
Bad old days when
Everything was
Wonderful.
(November 2020)
PREVENTION
An ounce of prevention
Ain't wurf
Nuffin.
(November 2020)
HAIR DONE
The best way
To instantly feel better
Is to have your
Hair done.
(November 2020)
MAGAZINES
Magazines were once
Very important.
Now they are not important
At all.
(November 2020)
EVIL ROOT
Evil
Is the root
Of all
Evil.(November 2020)
DON'T DO
Don't do
Anything about
Anything.(August 2020)
BICKER
Bicker about
Trivial shit.(August 2020)
LAMB LAMB
Here a lamb.
There a lamb.
Everywhere a
Lamb lamb.(August 2020)
SHUTS
Shuts
About
Shuts.(August 2020)
AMP
Hoo amp
Biggur din
Ubber amp.
Hoo amp
Tunn upp
Loudiss.(June 2020)
JUDY & MIMMY (LUM WAI)
Judy play puddle
For snippy twine day.
Mimmy slaw wussel
To snuzzy Lum Wai.(June 2020)
LATER
Live now.
Die later.(June 2020)
MONEY PEEEG
Money peeeg
Is sad sad thing,
Living in world
Where cash is king.
Always oinking and
Rooting for bucks,
Too dumb to know
That its life really
Sucks.(June 2020)
PATCH
When hole in thing
Is time for patch.
When hole not present
Patch not necessary.(June 2020)
YONDER
Izz way awff thar
Yonder
Saw far ya kaint
Seeyitt.(June 2020)
BEWAR
People hatch
Present no patch.
People bub
Present no glub.(March 2020)
HELPER
When help
For less
Then life all
Ruin forever.(March 2020)
PERspeckTIVE
Billion of star and planet
In universe that extend
Beyond comprehension.
Meanwhile trivial human speck
Bicker and argue
Over nothing.(March 2020)
SUM KNOB
The sum
Of each and all
Is equal to
Dirty purple
Knob.(March 2020)
WHAT TING?
What ting you want?
You must want
Rotten dam
Ting.(March 2020)
CAROLINA
North Carolina good.
South Carolina bad.(December 2019)
NEWS FLASH
All news is
Irrelevant and
Boring.(December 2019)
BAD, BAD, BAD
Everyone is bad.
Everything is bad.(December 2019)
DAMN SWITCH
Damn the switch
That turns things off.
Damn the switch
That turns things on.(December 2019)
HEALTHY KILL
Healthy things
Kill you.(December 2019)
HELPING
Helping others
Makes you
Stupid.(December 2019)
PUSSY PRAYER
Pray for pussy.
Pray real hard for
Pussy.(December 2019)
CAR TALK
Cars make driving
Impossible.(December 2019)
LUMP
If you find lump,
Eat it.(December 2019)
SANDY
Beat bitch
On beach
And call
Sandy.(December 2019)
REAL THING
Real thing is
Real ugly.(December 2019)
SOLUTIONS
Solutions
Don't solve
Anything.(December 2019)
CONNECT THE DUHS
Make computers really small
So that it's harder to see the screens.
Make them far less functional
And take away the keyboard
So that users must awkwardly peck
At specks on a tiny touchscreen.
Convince everyone that
They are more connected than ever before
While simultaneously monitoring them
And causing them to be more
Detached and
Isolated.(December 2019)
QUEST
Our quest
To analyze and
Understand everything
Is futile and
Pointless.(December 2019)
BORED WITH CRUMMY
So much crummy
Everywhere.
Crummy folks with
Crummy hair.
Crummy here.
Crummy there.
Crummy, crummy
Everywhere
Make the crummy
Go away.
Damn the crummy
Every day.(October 2019)
LOVELY WORLD
Lovely world is
Ugly world.(October 2019)
PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY
Pity the self-centered.
Pity the lost.
Pity the unaware.
Pity those driven to succeed.Pity the ugly.
Pity the weak.
Pity the socially retarded.Pity the men.
Pity the women.
Pity the children
Who have not yet been born.Pity, pity, pity, pity,
Pity.(October 2019)
WUTT YOO GITZ
Diss wutt yoo gitz
Foe been batt.
Yoo gitz no AYE contakk.
Yoo gitz no inner-AKK-shuh.
You gits no
Direkk kumyoonuh-KAY-shuh.
Yoo gitz no
Kunsidder-RAY-shuh
Ubb inny kine.Yoo gitz
Nuffin.(October 2019)
YO BISHUARY
She bish.
He bish.
Day awe bish.(October 2019)
BRA RED
Her bra
Was red.
Her head
Was dead.(August 2019)
DENTED
Things is
All dented
Up.(August 2019)
MEDIA WASTE
All media is
Waste.(August 2019)
TELEPHONE ISSUE
Small portable
Telephone computer
Worst thing ever happen
To mankind.(August 2019)
YES WE BANANA
No have banana but
Banana come soon.
Now have,
Yes we banana now.(August 2019)
BLIFTEROID
Spinkytoid.
Branquill soyd.
Casterpoid.Blifteroid.
(July 2019)
HER NAME IS SAMANTHA
Samantha true.
Samantha real.
Samantha ten time
What anyone can be.
She love brush
Very very much.(July 2019)
A THING HAPPENED
A thing happened.
And then another thing happened.
And then another.
And another
And another.Then nothing happened at all
For a very long time.But then eventually
A single thing happened
And lots of things
Started happening
Again.(July 2019)
BRAGGY BITCH
Listen as the Braggy Bitch
Tries to impress those around it.
Watch as the Braggy Bitch
Talks about itself non-stop.
Feel nauseous as the Braggy Bitch
Sasses its ugly fat ass around for all to see.
Notice that no one wants
To listen to the Braggy Bitch.
Watch as everyone tries
To get as far away from it
As possible.
(July 2019)
WORTHLESS STUFF
Stuff is good
Unless one fails to realize
That it is all ultimately
Worthless.(July 2019)
BABIES
Babies are
A chilling reminder
That as things grow
They become ugly,
Dishonest and
Corrupt.(July 2019)
DOG FOOD
Dog only there
Because food is given.(July 2019)
HARSH REALITY
Reality
Not harsh.(July 2019)
A is for A
A is for A.
B is for B.
C is for C.
D is for D.(June 2019)
DONUT
Donut deformed.
Donut stupid.
Donut ugly.(June 2019)
HELLO GO AWAY NOW
Hello.
So nice to make your acquaintance.
How are things in your life.
Go away now.(June 2019)
SMART NOT SO MUCH
Talk a lot
About everything
Knowing and of much importance.
But smart,
Not so much.(June 2019)
WHO YOU GODDAMN NOW
You always goddamn someone.
Who you goddamn now.(June 2019)
ALL EYES
Everything we hear.
Everything we see.
Everything we think.All eyes.
(May 2019)
CHUBBY DUMPTY
The chubby are dumpty.
The dumpty are chubby.(May 2019)
HELL IS NICE
Hell is a
Very nice place
Where everything is
Groovy.(May 2019)
QUICK FINISH
Those who start
Will never
Finish.(May 2019)
THINK ABOUT
Think about the past.
Think about the present.
Think about the future.(May 2019)
COMFORT 44
Take comfort
In ordinary
Disappointment.(March 2019)
ELECTRIC MAMMY
Plug in
Electric Mammy
And watch the
Nurture.(March 2019)
ICK ICK
Secure ick ick.
Make sure it pure.
Program ick ick.
Make it go snore.(March 2019)
OMNI PORT
Omni port
Is port for what is
Transfer and
Ticky.(March 2019)
YOMP AND BIZZERS
Go forth.
Trample and toss.
Start fizzers.
Yomp and bizzers.(March 2019)
GET UPSET ABOUT IT
There is something
You can do.You can
Get upset about it.(January 2019)
LOUSY WIVES AND HUSBANDS
Lousy wives deserve
Lousy husbands.
Lousy husbands deserve
Lousy wives.(January 2019)
MUMPTY
Numpty Mumpty
Plit on a lib.
Numpty Mumpty
Fladdergrate snib.(January 2019)
TOPPY TOPPY
Tiny slippers,
Slappy pindy.
Nippy noppy,
Tippy toppy.(January 2019)
ZONOHEAVY
Lighter zup.
Dawn beeso
Zonoheavy.(January 2019)
CLOSE
Close your eyes.
Keep them closed.(November 2018)
KEEPERS
Keep your ideas
To yourself.
No one
Wants to hear
Them.(November 2018)
NORMAL BEHAVIOR
Treat acquaintances
And strangers like
Kings and queens
While ignoring
Those closest
To you.Treat them like
Disposable pigs.(November 2018)
TO HELL
Today is a nice day
To damn everything
To Hell.(November 2018)
BALL
Stop playing
Ball.
Destroy the
Ball.
Never obtain another ball
Ever.(September 2018)
JOIN
Everyone
Join together
For the purpose
Of accomplishing
Nothing.(September 2018)
SLAW
Slaw is the
Answer.(September 2018)
WORDSWORTH
Get upset
About
Words.(September 2018)
EVIL PEOPLE
There are no
Evil people
In the world.There are only
Evil people.(August 2018)
HAHAHA HAT HATE
How the hat hates
Is how the hat gives.
Haha the tempered weight,
The lifter of spivs.(August 2018)
TOMORROW WILL BE SHITTY
Tomorrow will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And then the shitty will go away.(August 2018)
WEASEL TO RANCH LAMP
Weasel trot frothy,
Weasel fort munch.
Weasel down ranch lamp,
Lampish run smush.(August 2018)
ANDGET
Give and
Get nothing
In return.(June 2018)
HEALING
Healing
And understanding
Cause irreversible
Damage.(June 2018)
WEATHERWENT
The weather
Went away.(June 2018)
BAD THINGS
Bad things come
To those who
Wait.(May 2018)
MAGAZINES R.I.P.
Magazines are
Dead.(May 2018)
SNORE MORE
Those who
Snore more
Will snore
Less.(May 2018)
BE GOOD
Be good
And positive
About everything.
Be good
And positive
About all the horrible crap
Happening everywhere
All the time.(April 2018)
INFERIOR #5
Girls are inferior
To boys.
Boys are inferior
To girls.
Everyone is
Inferior to
Everyone else.(April 2018)
SHITTY SONGS
Shitty songs here,
Shitty songs there.
Shitty songs everywhere.(April 2018)
UGLY THINGS
Ugly things
On TV saying
Ugly things
On TV.(April 2018)
BIRTHLESS
Birth is just
Less.(March 2018)
FLIMSYROLL
With
Flimsy
You roll.(March 2018)
ORGAN GRIND
One day
Organ
Grind.(March 2018)
RECORD INVENT
Record
Were the
Invent of
Bobo.(March 2018)
WOW DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
It's a beautiful morning.
Wow damn it all to hell.
Seen any good movies lately?
Wow damn it all to hell.
There's nothing better than a home-cooked meal.
Wow damn it all to hell.
It is better to give than to receive.
Wow damn it all to hell.
Help save the planet.
Wow damn it all to hell.
It's the little things that count.
Wow damn it all to hell.(March 2018)
BIRD STOP
First stop is
Bird stop.(February 2018)
MAINSTREAM SYSTEM
Mainstream media
Is septic system.(February 2018)
VERY FAMOUS
Not impressed by
The very
Famous.(February 2018)
CHIP
Bag
Of chip
Have no
Context.(January 2018)
FUNFACT
Thing
That make us unique
Are thing
That make us
Fuck up
Retard.(January 2018)
PIGTAIL
Toto done shitted
On Dorothy
Pigtail.(January 2018)
POPULAR
Thing that
Popular
Not good.(January 2018)
WRONGPOINT
All viewpoint
Wrong.(January 2018)
CENTER
Center is
Rotten.(October 2017)
FLUNK
We the
People done
Flunk.(October 2017)
OPPOSITES DETRACT
The opposite of
Nothing is equal to
Something.(October 2017)
Y'ALL SPULATED
Y'all
Spulated.(October 2017)
WISH DON'T WORK
Wish all you want
But wish don't
Work.(October 2017)
PAST FUTURE
The past was
Crummy.
The future will be
Terrible.(September 2017)
Y7LN
Just another
Loser in the crowd
Now.(September 2017)
DISTORTED
The world is
Distorted.(September 2017)
RAY OF LIGHT
That tiny ray of light
Barely peeking through the clouds
Completely disappeared.(September 2017)
HORRIBLE
It must be a drag
To be so
Horrible.(September 2017)
PENNY
If you haven't got a penny,
A penny will do.
If you haven't got a penny then
God damn you.(June 2017)
BREENER
Fine the
Brine mine.
Fend the
Dimmed brim.(June 2017)
KICKY MIPSTRON
Kicky Mipstron
Stamped the tramps
Of misfigure
And dolled off
The majesty
Veneer.(June 2017)
FLOOR WAR
Where there is
Floor there is
Map there is
War.(June 2017)
YES BABY
Say yes
To baby
And baby
Will pitch.(June 2017)
RUBBER SWAMP
Way down yonder
There's a swamp
Full of rubber.(June 2017)
WHERE WHEN WHY
Where?
Nowhere.
When?
Never.
Why?
Because.(June 2017)
PARK
Do not park
Anywhere.(May 2017)
EYES
The eyes
Always
Lie.(May 2017)
FOCUS
Everything is
Blurry.(May 2017)
TRY
Trying gets you
Nowhere.(May 2017)
PORRIDGE
Bitches
Eat
Porridge.(May 2017)
SMUSH
Ashes to
Smashes.
Dust to
Smush.(May 2017)
RUIN
People
Ruin
Things.(May 2017)
SCHOOLS #43
Schools
Are a waste of
Time, energy, and
Money.(May 2017)
RIGHT
No one
Should have any
Rights.(May 2017)
BLOBS
Ugly blobs of
Horrible people
Ruining the
Landscape and
Littering the
Horizon.(April 2017)
INDIVIDUAL WORTH
Individuality is
Proof of how
Worthless
We is.(April 2017)
GREAT HAT
That is a
Great
Hat.(April 2017)
TASTE
Taste
Of thing
Is determine by
Larry.
(April 2017)
WHERE
Hell
Is where
We go from
Here.(April 2017)
AND THIS
And this
And this
And this
And this.(March 2017)
CARE BORES
Care bores
Everyone to
Death.(March 2017)
CUTE SHITTY
Cute's always
Shitty.(March 2017)
GUZZLER
The plink of the
Puzzler in realms of the
Guzzler.(March 2017)
LOUSY OVALS
Sunny the stables
And lousy the
Ovals.(March 2017)
SOUTHERN MOTHER
Thou shalt chair
No other than the runny
Southern mother.(March 2017)
TAMPER PROOF
There's your proof.
Inside the damn
Tamper.(March 2017)
YOUNG AND UGLY
So young.
So ugly.
So young and ugly.(March 2017)
BEENOT
Bee
Not good for
Anything.(February 2017)
FOLLOWSHIP
Those who follow
Fall off the
Ship.(February 2017)
MIGHTY CRUNCHY
There is nothing what
Can complete competition for with
Mighty crunchy.(February 2017)
TAIL OF PRINNITH
The tail of Prinnith
Is only presented
As head of tail
Resumes in
Prinnith.(February 2017)
VERY HIP AND DUMPY
Your hair is
Very hip and dumpy.
Your pad is
Very hip and dumpy.
Your band is
Very hip and dumpy.
Your mind is
Very hip and dumpy.(February 2017)
BEEF TIPS
The tips of beef
Are the loveliest tips,
The loveliest tips
That be.(January 2017)
HAPPY TRAGEDY
Every tragedy
Is happy
Tragedy.(January 2017)
LOTS OF DISAPPOINTMENT
The more disappointment
There is
The more entertaining
There is.(January 2017)
TRACKS OF YO-YO SMITH
Snacks of Tokyo
Riddled in myth.
Tracks of Yo-Yo
Huddled in Smith.(January 2017)
VERY UGLY EVERYONE
The ugly of one
Becomes the ugly of
All.(January 2017)
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