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March 2000 Goddamn Snooty Reviews by
RATING SYSTEM | Alien Crime Syndicate | American Heartbreak | The Breetles | Butterfly Joe | Ray Campi | Celebrity Endorsements | Billy Mahonie | Bowery Electric | Enon | From Bubblegum To Sky | The Gimmicks | The Gordon Project | The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy | The Jimmies | The Lassie Foundation | LMNOP.com | Gunnar Madsen | Monkey Paw | The Monkey Wrench | The New Century Is Boring | Poster Children | Rinocerose | Sonny Sixkiller | Robin Spielberg | Peggy Stern | The The | Trunk Federation | Violent Femmes | Union | Web Sites | The Who
RATING SYSTEM:
= GOLLY GODDAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
= SO GODDAMN EXCELLENT
= VERY GODDAMN GOOD
= GODDAMN GOOD
= GODDAMN FAIR
= We can goddamn HATE it...because
it is goddamn SHITTY!
Alien Crime Syndicate - Dust to Dirt (CD, Collective Fruit, Pop/rock)
This is the new project spearheaded by ex-Mieces member Joe Reineke.
Since the Mieces never received the respect and admiration that they deserved,
hopefully Alien Crime Syndiate will. The music here is punchy fuzzy
guitar pop with driving rhythms and uplifting melodies galore. There are
so many bands playing this style of music...and yet it is still difficult
to find such bands that are actually adept and original. These guys fit
the bill. Twelve super songs here...including "Take Me To Your Leader,"
"Outerspace," "I Want It All," "Always Running"
and our favorite..."Tripping Up To The Clouds." This disc is a
great listen that doesn't require too much thinking...and yet causes you
to reflect. Very nice stuff indeed. See the label's web site at http://www.collectivefruit.com. (Rating:
4)
American Heartbreak - Postcards From Hell (CD, Coldfront, Rock/pop)
The folks at Coldfront have quickly established themselves as a major force
in presenting new and totally credible rock/pop bands. Each and every release
features one after another great band...packaged just right and produced
to a T. The label's latest find is American Heartbreak...a band (interestingly)
composed of ex-members of Exodus, Jet Boy, Mordred,
and...The Bay City Rollers (?!). This is very basic in-your-face
rock music with singalong choruses and lots of nice fuzzy guitars. The band
presents thirteen cool rockers like "Superstar," "Please
Kill Me," and "Idiots On Parade" (we can definitely identify
with that last one). Powerful and simultaneously catchy. Cool, neato...
(Rating: 4)
The Breetles - Writerscramp (CD, Permanent Press, Pop)
My guess is that this is the CD that Chris Breetveld has always dreamed
of making. This is a disc that is going to cause major stirs amongst underground
pop enthusiasts around the world. For anyone who ever loved (and lamented)
the late great 10CC...this is the disc (and artist) for you. The
music of The Breetles picks up where 10CC left off. Breezy melodies...thick
harmonies...and smart technological hooks abound throughout all sixtreen
tracks. Our initial favorites are "I Don't Live Here," "Same
As Me," "Psychotic Season," and "Someone Near Me"...but
all the tunes are actually wonderfully fun and catchy. Although Mr. Breetveld
writes and plays almost everything, guest appearances include Dennis
Diken (The Smithereens), R. Stevie Moore, Chris Butler,
and Lane Steinberg. Easily one of the best pop CDs thus far released
this year. This is a giant blast of sincere and pleasing melodies and superb
arrangements. Refreshing and pure...and very, very NEAT. See these sites:
http://www.MP3.com/breetles and/or
http://www.permanentpress.net.
(Rating: 5)
Butterfly Joe - Butterfly Joe (CD, Razler/Lightyear, Pop)
First reactions here. "Happy Imbecile Song" is an absolutely brilliant
tune. It makes us laugh and feel as stupid as we are. "April, May,
June, July"...simple catchy pop. "Don't Do This To Me Baby"...violent
homo stuff. "Autumn Leaves"...reflective and surprisingly pretty
(reminds us of Young Fresh Fellows). "Life Is Better In The
Movies"...really good lyrics. "Fancy Walls"...peculiar and
vague and dreamy. Hey...wait a minute...there's 17 tunes here, so we'll
have to draw generalizations at this point. Former Dead Milkman Joe
Genaro has a new outfit, and it's a great thing. The music of Butterfly
Joe, while similar to the music of the Milkmen, is amazingly diversified,
crazy, serious, and relevant. The band also features Andy Bresnen,
Dean Sabatino, and Joe Quigley. This is a very unstereotypical
band, to be certain. The music is as abstract and somewhat normal as the
band's appearance. A true standout in a world where there is too much boring,
samey shit. We LIKE VERY MUCH! Truly NEATO. See the label's web site at
http://www.razlerrecords.com.
(Rating: 5)
Ray Campi - Rockabilly Ladies (CD, Dionysus Empire, Rockabilly)
There are times when we think that we absolutely hate rockabilly music...but
then we know that those moments are when we are faced with a bunch of modern
musicians who are doing nothing more than making a sad attempt at imitation.
You see, when faced with the real thing...we are almost ALWAYS impressed.
Ray Campi is one of the original rockabilly legends...the man has
been at it since 1951 and yet he shows no signs of fading. This particular
recording features Campi and other great notables (including Skip Heller,
Matt Cartsonis, Steve Van Gelder, and Johnny Legends)
playing acoustic rockabilly. The idea works EXTREMELY well...making tunes
such as "Until You're Mine" and "How Come You're Being So
Good To Me?" absolute gems. This whole disc is great fun, and it resounds
with genuine talent and enthusiasm. Very worthy of your attention if you
even THINK that you MIGHT like rockabilly music. Check out the label's web
site: http://www.dionysusrecords.com.
(Rating: 5)
Celebrity Endorsements (Really and truly dumb sort of thing that works on dumb sorts
of people, Marketing tactic kind of crap)
Would someone please explain to us why it is that celebrity endorsements
seem to actually have the effect of making people buy or do things? It is
a difficult concept to grasp, yet amazingly true. Gee...if Okrah Nignog
is wearing a certain type of clothing, you can be SURE AS GODDAMN HELL we
wouldn't want to wear it. So why is it that when someone like Tom Hanks
endorses some retarded shit of a product...that all these moronic assholes
go running after it? Why? Because people are assholes. All of them. Stupid
assholes. And stupid people fall for it when other stupid people fool them
by using marketing campaigns. It works because all of the parties...the
participants and the audience...are both guilty. An easy word of advice.
If there is a commercial about something, you must AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME
THAT IT IS BAD. There. And that was so easy too... (Rating: 1)
Billy Mahonie - The Big Dig (CD, Beggars Banquet/Too Pure, Rock/instrumental)
According to publicist sources, this band is already starting fires in the
British press...and deservedly so. Billy Mahonie is an all-instrumental
rock band that neither sounds like all the rest nor travels the same old
beaten roads. Instead of squishing out retro-crap, these fellows have a
nice understated way of getting their messages across. Interesting that...while
words are nice...they are not really necessary to convey emotions or feelings.
The tunes on The Big Dig are proof of the fact. This band is able
to display a wide range of emotions using nothing but their instruments.
Sometimes soft, sometimes loud, sometimes obtuse, and sometimes accessible
and freewheeling...this is a VERY COOL band indeed. Neat. See the band's
web site at http://www.billymahonie.com.
(Rating: 5)
Bowery Electric - Lushlife (CD, Beggars Banquet, Dub/pop/ambient)
Distant, stark, and impersonal...sort of like a cross between Ivy
and Scorn. Bowery Electric is the duo of Lawrence Chandler
and Martha Schwendener. The two create their music in their own studio
in the heart of Brooklyn, crafting their oblique melodies and transferring
them to hard disk...with all sorts of effects and studio tricks added along
the way. The result is a strangely unsettling and continually shifting batch
of tunes that you can either dance to...or lay back on the couch and pop
downers to. This music is appropriate for either. Ms. Schwendener's vocals
are particular good...sounding something like Dominque Durand (of
the previously mentioned Ivy)...except even more breathy and sultry. Overall,
this is very nice... (Rating: 4)
Enon
- Believo! (CD, SeeThru Broadcasting, Pop/rock)
Enon consists of John Schmersal (Brainiac), Rick
Lee, and Steve Calhoon (both of Skeleton Key). An intriguing
disc... mainly because we were surprised from tune to tune. You never quite
know what to expect from these folks. Is this art rock, pop, abstract experimentation,
industrial, or just plain old rock and roll? Your guess is as good as ours
(well, perhaps not quite as good, mind you). These folks are obviously
not striving for commercial success with this one. Instead, these bands
members most likely were just interested in having a great time recording
and seeing what they could come up with. We always give extra points for
originality...because even though there are tons of new artists and bands
popping up all the time...originality is the one thing that seems to be
more and more difficult to find. This is a very difficult one to rate because
of the wide range of sounds and styles. Our favorite is the haunting "Matters
Gray"...it's very cool and eerie. Recommended listening. See the label's
web site at http://www.seethrubroadcasting.com.
(Rating: 5)
From Bubblegum To Sky - Me and Amy and the Two French Boys (CD, Eenie Meenie,
Bubblegum pop)
It has always seemed stupid and sad that bubblegum basically died in the
1960s...and has never really made a resurgence to any degree of note. Accordingly,
whenever we receive anything in the mail that even hints at bubblegum we
get as excited as skunks. But unlike many bands who teeter on the edge of
bubblegum, From Bubblegum To Sky jump dead center into the pool with
their convictions displayed proudly upon their sleeves. This is happy, upbeat,
sing-songy music for folks (like ourselves) who get very, VERY tired of
hearing too many people trying WAY TOO HARD...and being WAY TOO SERIOUS.
In addition to writing some really fun and great songs, Mario Hernandez
has a wonderfully "oooo-oooo" innocent bubblegummy voice that'll
make you see stars. GREAT stuff...and very much outside the norm...despite
a great deal of commercial potential. YES! Very, VERY refreshing indeed.
Check out the label's web site at http://www.eeniemeenie.com.
(Rating: 5)
The Gimmicks - Honeymoon's Over (CD, Estrus!, Rock)
Fun stuff...and a definite Stooges rebirth if we've ever heard one.
The songs on Honeymoon's Over sound very much like they came straight
off of Funhouse...and we feel certain that the band will take this
as the compliment that it is intended to be. For you see...while millions
of bands attempt to capture the sound and feel of the Stooges...very VERY
few succeed. The Gimmicks' gimmick works. They really do sound like
Iggy and the gang reborn. And for that, they deserve a round of applause.
They are furious fun and mighty masculine indeed. We hope to be able to
catch these guys in concert, as they would most likely put on a HELL of
a show... (Rating: 5)
The Gordon Project - I Can See Heaven From Here... (CD, Koch, Jazz)
This is a very pleasing light collection of breezy jazz/pop. The band is
headed by percussionist Howee Gordon and features a rather impressive
female vocalist named Elysa Sunshine (is that her REAL name?). At
first the cover art bothered us for some reason...it's rather cheesy and
odd...but after a while, we found that we really dig the artwork in particular.
The production is glossy and slick...the tunes very middle-of-the-road...but
the playing is solid and steady and very determined. It is always a pleasure
in this tidy little office when we are presented with music that does NOT
require too much thought or concentration. This is easy listening for certain,
and we say that with utmost repect...! This will be great driving music
for the mountains...and for swerving around to yard sales... Quite cool.
(Rating: 4)
The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy - Glorious and Idiotic (CD, ROIR, Pop)
The first new release in five years by underground favorites The Jazz
Butcher Conspiracy. And would you believe it? This is the first full-length
we've heard...even though the band has been around since 1982...! This band's
light, thoughtful pop music is a refreshing change from too many bands that
all sound the same. The focus is on melodies and...particularly...lyrics.
Very British in his delivery, bandleader Pat Fish has a real genuine
knack for writing tunes, playing, and singing. This ought to please all
the eager fans as well as make some new converts along the way. You can
call us converted...or something like that. A very nice...and very sincere...disc
indeed... See the label's web site at http://www.roir-usa.com.
(Rating: 5)
The Jimmies - Let the Fat Men Plunder (CD, Panic Button, Rock/pop)
GREAT cover art on this one of some heavy hairy guy playing guitar. Cooooooool...
But even better is the music. The Jimmies play a very simple and
playful sort of buzzsaw pop that is heavy on melodies and noticeably short
on lead guitars. These four odd looking fellows are real naturals at playing
hard pop. Rather than shouting or screaming, they have really good vocals
and write some damn good lyrics. But probably the best single thing about
this band is their ability to write truly catchy material. Most likely,
you will find yourself singing along with them on the very first listen.
And there ain't a bad one in the bunch...they ALL kick ass. Our initial
faves are "Sweat and Blood," "Ginger," "Closer
To You," and "Advantage." If you think you're bored to death
with the idea of guitar/bass/drum bands because they all sound the same...give
this disc a spin. Most likely your faith will be renewed again. This one's
total fun. See the label's web site at http://www.panicbuttonrecords.com.
(Rating: 5)
The Lassie Foundation - El Rey (CD EP, Anisette, Pop)
By far and away, one of the very best new bands we heard in 1999 was The
Lassie Foundation. We are happy to report that the band's new EP is
yet another blast of fresh and exhilerating pop. This time around, the band
presents two songs from their California EP, two from the great Pacifico
album, and two new tunes. The Lassie Foundation's dreamy and intoxicatingly
catchy tunes flow by as smoothly as a stream in the forest...and you're
always left yearning for more. In this case...seeing as how there are only
6 tunes (dammit!)...we are definitely yearning for more. Hopefully the band
will release another full length soon...as their fans must surely be crawling
the walls by now...! Absolutely STELLAR pop tunes. Check out the band's
web site at http://www.thelassiefoundation.com.
GREAT stuff...! Highly recommended. (Rating: 5)
LMNOP.com
(Web site sort of thing kind of thing)
Well surprise, surprise... LMNOP.com.
Gunnar Madsen - Old Mr. Mackle Hackle (CD, G-Spot, Childrens pop)
Funny how a great deal of the stuff coming out these days that is aimed
at children is actually better than the stuff that is aimed at adults. This
is true in art, music, film, clothing, food products, games, parties, and
even the Internet. Gunnar Madsen's former band need not be mentioned
at this point, as he has now far surpassed his previous endeavors. This
collection of tunes aimed (mainly) at children is different than what you
might expect. First, the music is much more complicated than one is used
to hearing in the world of kiddie tunes. Why is it that children never seem
to be given credit for how intelligent they really are...? Secondly, the
production is superbly crisp and clean. Third, the arrangements are very
mature and intricate The tunes range from simple and straightforward to
somewhat goofy and abstract. This is almost impossible to rate because it
doesn't quite fit into any particular slot. So...while we won't rate this
one...we can report that we enjoy this as something out of a different universe...
See the label's web site at http://www.gunnarspot.com.
(Not Rated)
Monkey Paw - Hating You Is So Easy (CD, Four Alarm Records, Rock)
While we experience a wide range of emotions when listening to music...it
is rare indeed when an artist can make us laugh out loud. Playing the latest
release from Chicago's Monkey Paw was, therefore, a totally refreshing
experience...because we were falling off of our respective chairs when the
first tune came on ("F*ck Your Mother"). Of course, the brilliant
press release had already caught our unsteady attention. Here's a direct
quote: "Monkey Paw has a lot to be angry about. Whether its male pattern
baldness, obesity, excessive body hair, drinking problems or the many failed
attempts with the opposite sex, Monkey Paw uses music to express their emotions..."
Interestingly, this is NOT a "joke" band. These fellows are damn
talented. The proof is tunes like "Let's Get Married" (wonderful
melody here) and "What Do You Get." While this band sounds like
many that have come before, there is a nice genuine thread of uniqueness
running through their tunes. Some songs are better than others, yes...but
the important thing is that this band manages to create music that is absolutely
F-U-N for the listener. Can't WAIT to see 'em live...! Zee webb sight? Shee
izzzz... http://www.monkey-paw.com.
(Rating: 4)
The Monkey Wrench - Electric Children (CD, Estrus!, Rock)
Just plain ol' fun and simple rock. No frills...no gimmicks...no dumb clothes...no
Satanic references...just a band that plays some fun rock music for the
sake of having a good time. The Monkey Wrench have a nice loose style
that will appeal to those who enjoy alcohol and marijuana. While this disc
includes a couple of covers, the majority are originals. As usual, if it's
on the Estrus! label it has to be good. Thirteen kickass tunes. Neat.
(Rating: 4)
The New Century Is Boring (Thing sort of thing kind of thing)
Hey...what the HELL is going on...??? With the end of the 1900s everyone
was expecting all these incredibly weird things to happen...but they never
did. And then there was all the BIG HYPE about the year 2000 starting...
What happened? The new century has begun...and not a goddamn thing has changed.
The same retarded social structure exists...the same old music gets re-churned
over and again by the same old tired musicians...rotten movies abound...crappy
parties everywhere that aren't worth attending...and to top it all off we
have to live through it all. Gee...the world is supposed to be so great...but
it just ISN'T. It's a shame really. Everything could be so wonderful and
incredible...but instead everything is just disappointing and dull. Maybe
that means something...but then again, maybe it doesn't. As long as there
are people, everything will continue to suck. Pray for the human race...will
you, won't you? Pray that it will soon CEASE to EXIST. There now...that
WOULD be a solution... (Rating: 2)
Poster Children - DDD (CD, spinART, Rock/pop)
One of our all time favorite bands is back with yet ANOTHER stunning release.
Whereas the band's previous release was more hard edged than normal, DDD
has more of a pop flavor that harkens back to their wonderful Junior
Citizen release from a few years back (the album that made us fall for
them head over heels). We always respect bands who stick to their moral
convictions instead of selling their souls for money and fame. The Poster
Children are doing just that...and they follow their instincts with
poise and style. Their music is solid, intense, provocative, and addicting.
The tunes on this CD rival any that the band has come up with yet. From
the intoxicatingly cathy "This Town Needs A Fire" all the way
through "Peck N' Paw," you will find it difficult to stay in one
place while listening to this. In some ways, this may actually be our favorite
since the previously mentioned Citizen...since the band seems to
be taking a stab at writing material that is almost straightforward
pop. But don't worry...they have not lost their "edge" and are
not likely to do so anytime soon. Anyone who has seen these four individuals
in concert knows that they are one of the most powerful and explosive rock
units on the planet...as tough as nails...and as refreshingly different
as a brisk mountain stream. Goddamnit...this is so great...! One day this
band may end up being really big and famous...but if/when that day comes,
it will be on their own terms.... Of that we feel certain. GET THIS MOMMY...NOW!
Derr webb syte shee izz http://www.posterchildren.com.
(Rating: 6)
Rinocerose - Installantion Sonore (CD, V2, Pop/dance)
Smooth and easy listening instrumental dance music. The band consists of
Jean-Philippe and Patou. By day, the two are practicing psychologists.
By night, they are music composers. Interesting, to say the least. The tunes
on this disc are based around mind numbingly steady drum beats. Lots of
different percussive instruments, guitars, and keyboards are then layered
on top...sometimes in conventional ways and at other times in rather unconventional
ways. While some of the instrumentation can get on the noisy side at times,
for the most part this is very safe material. Could probably be enjoyed
just as much by fathers and mothers as by their sons and daughters... (Rating:
3)
Sonny Sixkiller - This Is Your Heaven (CD, Vital Cog, Pop/rock)
Exceptional female fronted pop band. If you like Fuzzy or other similar
modern girl pop, you'll want to check out Sonny Sixkiller. The band
has a nice, simple, almost bubblegummy approach to music that is refreshing
and entertaining. The vocals remind us of Lazy (a great nineties
band that was criminally overlooked). This is a very young band that is
starting out on a great foot...cranking out seamlessly cool hummable tunes
like "Walter It Down," "Halo" (GREAT tune!), "Song
In Three," and "Out Of Sight." Guitar, bass, drums, breathy
vocals...great melodies...a real flair for writing songs... What more could
you ask for? The softer tunes are particularly delightful. This is a band
to watch. WAY cool. See the label's web site at http://www.vitalcog.com.
(Rating: 4)
Robin Spielberg - Beautiful Dreamer (CD, North Star, Piano/instrumental)
The always enchanting Robin Spielberg is back...with a little something
different this time around. Now that she is a mother, Ms. Speilberg has
recorded a variety of piano pieces specifically aimed at the ears of the
little ones. Included are "Beautiful Dreamer," "Lullaby and
Goodnight," "Puff the Magic Dragon," "On Top of Old
Smokey" and more. Beautiful stuff...but it is not just to be enjoyed
by children. (As a secret admission, we probably like this disc in particular
because...despite all our ranting and raving...we ourselves are really just
big babies.) Best wishes to the Spielberg family. This would be a great
disc to play for your children when they are very, very young to calm and
sooth them. Our bet is that this would silence even the crankiest of babies...!
Simple and beautiful. The web site is http://www.robinspielberg.com.
(Rating: 5)
Peggy Stern - [Actual Size] (CD, Koch, Piano/jazz)
Peggy Stern is an exceptional composer and pianist...and we would
bet that most folks don't even know who she is. We certainly didn't...until
we were fortunate enough to come across this wonderfully entertaining disc.
Mrs. Stern's piano compositions have a unique wild undercurrent that makes
them fascinating. Her music is full of surprises...and her choice of backing
musicians is superb. Almost all of the selections on [Actual Size]
are jazzy piano instrumentals. The only exception is "New Rain,"
an inriguing piece in which Ms. Stern and some of her students perform some
splendid vocal chorus work. Because she isn't flashy or using gimmicks to
promote herself, Ms. Stern's work probably gets overlooked by a great many
folks. This is unfortunate, as her skills far surpass many of the more "successful"
jazz pianists out there. A marvelous talent lurking in the undercurrents
of jazz. Highly recommended. (Rating: 5)
The The
- NakedSelf (CD, Nothing/Interscope, Progressive pop)
We have always felt that Matt Johnson has what must be the ultimate
in band names. What could be better than The The? (We actually came
up with the name a few years ahead of Matt...seriously...and tried to convince
our first band that we should use the name...but they rejected it.) Mr.
Johnson's music is always difficult to try and describe because he incorporates
so many ideas and styles. This compositions are a heady mix, and yet they
retain a certain accessibility that is intriguing. At this point, Matt has
become a master of the studio...incorporating all sorts of really cool state-of-the-art
tricks into his music. But (unlike most big name artists out there) the
studio gadgets support the tunes and make them more interesting. Matt's
approach to songwriting reminds us a great deal of Trent Reznor.
Not only is he very popular...he's also very smart and creative, and this
fellow does not pump out crap in order to make a buck. NakedSelf
contains a whole slew of great tunes...including "BoilingPoint,"
"SwineFever," and "SaltWater." Simultaneously oblique
and intense, this is a band that is both an artistic and a critical success...
Datt webb site bee http://www.thethe.com.
(Rating: 5)
Trunk Federation - Lay the Hip (CD, Plastique Recording Co., Pop)
Another thoroughly entertaining released from Phoenix-based Trunk Federation.
Already an underground favorite among a growing number of folks, this is
a band to keep an eye on. The band's oblique somewhat pop sonic pastries
are almost as normal as they are slightly peculiar. There is a definite
David Bowie influence apparent in many of the songs on this disc,
although these influences are (mostly) subtle. Lots of intricate studio
tricks abound throughout these heady concoctions. Good lyrics round out
the picture, making this another infectious listening experience. Twelve
tunes including "Hey Suitcase," "New Years Baby," and
"Life On Crusade." See the band's web site at http://www.trunkfederation.com.
(Rating: 5)
Violent Femmes - Freak Magnet (CD, Beyond/BMG, Pop)
This is the band's first new release in five years (not counting the recent
"live in Wisconsin" disc that came out a few months back). So...what
is the deal with Freak Magnet? Well...in a way the disc presents
more of what you'd expect from Violent Femmes...but on the other
hand, the band's new music sounds different than what has come before. A
part of us likes the new more rocking sound...but another voice inside our
heads tells us that some of this music sounds more generic as a result of
the new approach. Our conclusion is that we still like the"old sound"
better. The tunes "All I Want" and "Forbidden" are the
obvious standouts here. Though this band is always entertaining, this is
not their best work. There are some great tracks here...but you'll have
to skip through some other less great songs to hear them. We still think
these guys have some excellent albums left in 'em... (Rating: 3)
Union
- The Blue Room (CD, Spitfire, Rock/pop)
Our first impression was that this was a disc and a band to be tossed to
the side. We didn't care for the band name, the publicity photo, the name
of the album, or the artwork. Then...to add to the questionable nature of
the disc...when we checked out the biography we noticed that the band includes
two members who were previously with ultra famous bands Motley Crue
and Kiss. We almost didn't even put it in the player and then...at
the last minute we thought "Now that is just not FAIR. We should at
least give this band a chance." BINGO. We are VERY surprised at this
one. Instead of hating it to shreds like we expected, we rather LIKE this
music...! It's kinda like a combination of Aerosmith, good ol' Motley
C. itself, and Queen. The tunes are well thought out and rather inventive.
And though the production is super slick...in the case of this band's music,
it works. There are several wonderful tunes here...including "Do Your
Own Thing" (great rock tune) and "Shine" (which is amazingly
catchy indeed). So...it hurts very much to say this but...we were...we were...WRONG!
Okay...OKAY! So what?!? Big DEAL!!! Actually NO big deal! And do you know
WHY? Well, because this is the FIRST TIME we have ever been wrong about
anything. So screw it. Oh...and one more thing...this band has the potential
to suddenly become very, very BIG. This just might be THE band that the
people will want. Slick commercial rock that is actually credible and real
and fun. Quite the cool thing... (Rating: 4)
Web Sites (All over the place pages on computers sorts of things)
All web sites are bad. After five minutes they are all as boring as Hell.
None of them have anything to offer that you really need. The web is a big
joke, just like television was and still is. Anything that you can bring
into your home through antennas and wires is a waste of time. Everyone thinks
that everyone else is so very clever...when all they're really doing is
trying to make money or to build up their own failing egos. Do not allow
yourself to be fooled. The Internet is one...big...LIE. (Rating: 1)
The Who - BBC Sessions (CD, MCA, Pop/rock)
This CD features 25 previously unreleased radio broadcasts by The Who
from 1965 to 1973. Interesting from a historical perspective, this disc
will most likely only be appreciated by Who fanatics and completists. The
quality of the recordings varies greatly...and some of this music sounds
extremely dated. On some tracks the dated sound quality works in the band's
favor...on other tunes, it does not. Things pick up near the end of the
disc as the band presents "Substitute," "The Seeker,"
and "I'm Free." Although interesting, this is more of an obscure
historical item. (Not Rated)
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