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May 2001 Reviews by
RATING SYSTEM:
= GODDAMN!!!
= EXCELLENT
= VERY GOOD
= GOOD
= FAIR
= SHITTY
May 2001 Comment Piece: Celebrity Endorsements
Celebrity endorsements... This is a concept that amazes us for the simple and peculiar reason that they work on so many stupid and feeble-minded people. Celebrity endorsements are always obnoxious...but even MORE so when they are associated with selling a new musical artist. After all...who CARES if Sting (vomit!) or some other obnoxious rock star asshole is pushing some boring new rock band...? Apparently lots of people must care about such dumb bullshit...as the wealth of press releases that cross our desk are living proof. Biography after biography after page after page of people trying to sell a new artist...most often by tagging onto the coat tails of some other more well known "living legend." We here in the lovely yet increasingly obscure babysue offices are impressed first and foremost by talent, style, and the ability to get a point across. What does NOT impress us is...how an artist's latest CD is currently "charting"...what radio stations are playing their music (who the hell CARES?!?), what television shows they have appeared on (yeeeechhhhh...), and what big influential magazine or web site has done a goddamn FEATURE on the artist. Of course, we know that our ideas do not reflect those of the general public... But God oh God how we WISH that they DID...
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Absalom
Recordings 3" Series (Limited edition
subscription based 3" CD EP series)
We opted to review this unique label's subscription service rather than
their individual artists because 99.9% of you out there have probably never
heard of the individual artists anyway. Absalom Recordings is a wonderfully
unique Canadian company with a curious mission...to present underground
and unknown artists to a very esoteric audience by means of a subscription
service whereby the purchaser receives cool little 3 inch CD EPs in the
mail, each featuring a new and obscure artist. The best part? At least from
what we've heard thus far, the quality KICKS ASS. The first disc we heard
from The Autumns features wonderfully haunting pop music that is
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