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April 2005 Comment
Piece:
Making Up Your Own Mind
You'd think that after all this time that people would be inclined to make up their own minds about how they feel about bands and musical artists. But nothing could be further from the truth.
Yes, there are those individuals out there who truly do think for themselves and make their own decisions...and we do applaud those rare cases. But people still are--by and large---guided by words and voices in the media...invisible voices that tell them what to like and, more importantly, what to buy.
Have you ever noticed how almost everyone out there now seems to agree with All Music Guide about virtually everything...? Who the best artists are...and what the best album is by each artist... Sometimes they're right on target to be sure, but in many other cases they are dead wrong and way, way off base. Its a great web site and it certainly provides some great content...but the web site is by no means the authority on bands and musical artists. And yet the majority of listeners out there consider the text on All Music Guide to be the words of God. They are blindly allowing others to make decisions for them about what is worth listening to...and what is not.
We sincerely hope that no one out there reads our words and blindly adopts our opinions as their own. That would be missing the point completely. We urge people to think for themselves and make up their own minds...instead of taking the easy way out and letting others do the job for them.
We review things to give people ideas on what they might like.
We aren't the authority on anything. And neither is anyone else.
In the end, readers and/or listeners should make up their own minds about how they feel about music...as well as the world in general.
Sure, it takes more effort, but in the end...it's worth it.
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Aarktica - Bleeding Light (CD, Darla,
Ambient/progressive pop)
We admired previous Aarktica releases on the wonderfully esoteric
Silber label...so we were not surprised to learn that the band has now signed
with...the also wonderfully esoteric Darla label. Aarktica is Jon DeRosa...a
fellow who seems intent on expanding the boundaries of his music over time.
Bleeding Light is the fourth Aarktica release. Like previous releases,
the album is a winding trip into musical territory that seems simultaneously
familiar and unfamiliar. DeRosa combines ambient sounds with subtle pop
elements to create a sound that is all his own. His music is not obvious...but
is, instead, a peculiar blend of odd sounds and slightly surreal instrumental
passages. Just when you think things are starting to sound somewhat normal...the
music suddenly takes a turn and heads into deeper waters. Bleeding Light
is a mature album and proves that DeRosa's career has only just begun. Features
pleasing tracks like "Depression Modern" and "A Wash A Sea
Goodbye It's Me." (Rating: 5)
Amp - Us (CD, Very Friendly / Cargo,
Progressive/experimental)
Obtuse and peculiar...the folks in Amp continue writing and recording
music that is unusual and usually foreign. This British band isn't playing
for the masses. Instead, they just let their creative juices flow and whatever
happens...just happens. Us is a strange album...incorporating
a wide variety of sounds and styles. The instruments and vocals are tampered
with and layered all over one another...making the music sound like a bizarre
audio collage. Some would call these songs noise...but there are certainly
enough recognizable elements to qualify them as real tunes. These tracks
feature muted progressions that seem to trip and fall into one another.
The vocals are otherworldly and peculiar...yet strangely seductive. While
Us isn't for everyone...it features cool and unusual music that will
most likely appeal to those seeking the peculiar and the unusual... (Rating:
5)
A
Northern Chorus - Bitter Hands Resign
(CD, Sonic Unyon Recording Company,
Progressive pop/rock)
We were pleasantly surprised that this disc made its way into our trusty
ol' post office box...because we enjoyed this band's last release a great
deal. Bitter Hands Resign offers eight lengthy tracks of moody, pensive,
progressive pop. The fellows in this band don't approach music from a normal
perspective. Their tunes are like mental journeys during which anything
is possible. The band has as much in common with progressive bands from
the 1970s as they do with slow core pop bands from the 1990s. The music
is often complex and heady...while the melodies are reflective and subtle.
Something like a slower more advanced version of early Spiritualized,
the gents in A Northern Chorus are charting some mighty cool territory
here. Preferred tracks: "The Shepherd & The Chauffeur," "This
Open Heart," "Don't Think of Collapse." (Rating: 5)
Backyard Babies - Tinnitus (CD, Liquor
and Poker Music, Rock)
Parents are sure to hate the opening refrain on this album...as the band
excitedly chants the line "Making enemies is good." The
band eventually slams into the chorus joyously singing "Got a brand
new hate for you." Negative messages aside, the music provided
by Backyard Babies is actually upbeat and friendly sounding. If you
like unrelenting buzzsaw guitars, there's a good change you are going to
love these guys. Tossing off ultra catchy power pop tunes like there's
no tomorrow, Sweden's Backyard Babies are one big mean ball of rock and
roll energy. With repeated spins, Tinnitus is almost certain to cause
tinnitus. It's a very loud album. The band's swirling blast of hard
rock is drenched in hooks and the playing is always tight and solid. These
guys are playing anthems for today's lost generation. The idea works. This
album KICKS ASS. Includes "Highlights," "The Clash,"
"Made Me Madman," and "Look At You." Strong stuff. (Rating:
5)
Jamie
Barnes - Honey From the Ribcage (CD,
Silber, Folk/pop)
Recorded in his home studio in Louisville, Kentucky, Honey From the Ribcage
is an absorbing and effective collection of folk inspired soft pop tunes.
Jamie Barnes is similar in many ways to Sufjan Stevens. His
tunes are soft, personal, and reflective and his voice is subtle and subdued.
For what is virtually a solo album (except for a couple of guest appearance
by Will Cummings), Honey From the Ribcage is a surprisingly
warm and genuine collection of tunes. Like Stevens, Barnes caresses his
tunes in a nest of cool instruments including glockenspeil, melodica, sitar,
tabla, ocarina, and more. Lyrics and melodies are the main focus of the
album, however, and the songs are truly spectacular. In listening to this
music, you almost get the feeling that you actually know this fellow.
This is probably about as honest as music gets. Inspired cuts from start
to finish. Highly recommended. (Rating: 5++)
Birdwire - I'll Take It With Me (CD EP, K&H
Productions, Soft pop/folk)
Birdwire is Brian Mundy, formerly of the band Kooken &
Hoomen. Brian wrote, recorded, and produced this six song EP. This music
is a far cry from what is currently popular in music. This gentleman composes
songs for all the right reasons, which may explain why his tunes are so
satisfying and genuine. These compositions are based around an acoustic
guitar and Brian's thoughtful, understated vocals. The real meat of this
disc only becomes obvious after a few dozen spins. Thoughtful and pure,
I'll Take It With Me is a disc that we will most definitely be keeping
in our permanent collection. Excellent. (Rating: 5+)
Tim
Bluhm - California Way (CD, Fog City,
Acoustic/folk/pop)
The guiding light of The Mother Hips steps out on his own. Recorded
in two days, California Way is an intriguing and fascinating snapshot
of one of the best singer/songwriters around. This sparse and subdued album
allows Tim Bluhm's spirit and soul to shine naked...alone in the
spotlight. Prompted to record these songs by his friends Dave Schwartz
and Dan Prothero, this is a recording session that might not have
taken shape otherwise. Tim's love of California and the great outdoors seems
to be a great motivator in his life. When he's not writing, recording, and
performing music, Bluhm hikes, skis, and surfs. A far cry from the stereotypical
rock musician, this fellow seems to have his feet planting firmly on the
earth. California Way is chock full of thoughtful intelligent tunes
that sound better with every spin. Top picks: "California Way,"
"Tear It Down," "Hell is the Highway," "Ribbons."
Recommended. Excellent. (Rating: 5+)
Bottom
of the Hudson - Songs From the Barrel Commando
(CD, Happy Home, Pop)
Quality melodic pop recorded at home. Bottom of the Hudson is led
by the songwriting talents of Eli Simon who previously played in
Smog and The Wrens. Simon's latest project features songs
that sound as if they could have very easily been written by Bob Pollard.
Songs From the Barrel Commando presents ten melodic tunes with unusual
arrangements. According to the press release, Simon has recorded an incredible
amount of material over the years. While a bit too rough for the casual
or commercial-oriented listener, this man's music will likely appeal mainly
to fans of underground pop. Cool cuts include "December Is Only A Window,"
"Thick Whispers," and "Take Me In." Recommended for
fans of Guided By Voices. (Rating: 4++++)
The
Casting Couch - 5 Songs (CD, I Eat Records,
Pop)
There has been a stronger and stronger bond forming between the cities of
Austin, Texas and Athens, Georgia over the past few years. Austin's The
Casting Couch traveled to Athens to record their 5 Songs EP.
The band's music is centered around the songwriting skills of Wendy Mitchell
and the arranging skills of Lynn Boland. This EP presents a band
with real promise. The songs are well written and memorable and the playing
is laid back and spirited. Mitchell has a very soothing, subtle vocal style
that really makes these tunes work. It'll be interesting to hear how this
band progresses. They're certainly on the right track already... (Rating:
4+++)
Chomp Day - Every Day Is Chomp Day (CD, Matador, Bad crap)
Such a great band name. Too bad the folks in Chomp Day can't write
anything decent or play anything but sour notes. Fronted by the questionable
talents of Massuh Tailwind, the band is a major disappointment for
parents and children across the world. Promoting the use of steroids in
sports (an idea that we are all for...), this band just doesn't live
up to its promises. Don't buy this. Eat mashed vegetables instead and get
ready for potty training number three... (Rating: 1)
Coltrane
Motion - No Well OK Maybe Just A Little
(CD EP, DATAWASLOST, Techno/pop)
You can always count on something interesting if it is on the DATAWASLOST
label. Coltrane Motion is the Chicago-based trio consisting of Michael
Bond, Matt Dennewitz, and Pete Ziegler. The band's tunes
merge components from various genres of music...eventually ending up sounding
something like a modern British techno band. But that is meant to be taken
as a compliment, because No Well OK Maybe Just A Little is a very
smart and intriguing little four song EP. The first cut ("Pi is Exactly
Three") is absolutely intoxicating and as catchy as Hell. The band's
throbbing beats, odd keyboards, and unusual vocals make their music an upbeat
trip. This is one of those EPs that leaves you thirsty for more... (Rating:
5+)
The Complete Strategist - We Care (CD, Happy
Home, Pop)
The Complete Strategist is one of the best pop bands of the twenty-first
century. We make this claim without reservation, as We Care is a
truly outstanding collection of songs and one of the best debuts we have
heard in recent years. The band is led by Billy Kilgannon, a young
man with the uncanny ability to write classic pop tunes...and a voice so
perfect that you have to hear it to believe it. Incorporating ideas and
sounds from bands like The Beatles, XTC, The Bee Gees,
10CC, and The Kinks, Mr. Kilgannon makes everything sound
fresh and new all over again. The man's voice sounds very much like Robin
Gibb...yet his tunes sound very modern and current. Extraordinarily
hummable and catchy, these tunes will send listeners orbiting straight up
into the clouds. The lyrics are exceptional throughout. Heady and unique,
this is most certainly one of the best pop bands around. Killer tracks include
"Pyrosis," "Ilend," "Albany," "Ro Jo,"
and "Billy Boy Is Sentimental." Highly recommended. (Rating: 5+++)
Courtroom Violence (Irrelevant and pathetic kind of thing)
So now everyone has taken to shooting judges because they disagree with
the verdict that has been handed down. Ho hum. Isn't it all just so...interesting...?
(snore) Here...hidden away in the hills of Tennessee...none of it matters
one goddamn bit. Where our office suites are located there are
no courtrooms...there are no litigants...and there are no verdicts.
Courtroom violence. Just another example of why cities SUCK. Why do people
put up with this kind of crap when they don't have to? Our advice
is to...ESCAPE. (Rating: 1)
Currituck Co. - Sleepwalks in the Garden of the Dead Room (CD, The Track and Field Organisation,
Folk/pop)
Currituck Co. is Kevin Barker, who recorded Sleepwalks
in the Garden of the Dead Room in his basement studio. Barker is heavily
influenced by folk artists such as Ron Sexsmith, Gram Parsons,
Elliott Smith, and early Neil Young. His tunes are understated
and mellow...yet they are occasionally interspersed with bits of odd, subtle
psychedelia. The further Barker deviates from traditional song structures...the
better his music gets (the extended "Wisdom of the Weeks" is a
good example of this). Unlike many artists, in many instances Kevin manages
to get his messages across using nothing more than a guitar and a single
vocal track. Now that's talent. Standout cuts include "Paid
for Grace," "I Went Outside Today," and "Sleepwalking
II." Good stuff. (Rating: 5+)
Dallas
Orbiter - Magnesium Fireflies (CD, Princess, Progressive pop)
Soft reflective pop interspersed with lengthy jazzy instrumental passages.
This Minneapolis-based quintet is providing unusual content with their music.
Instead of utilizing traditional pop formulas or recognizable chord progressions,
these fellows allow spontaneity to trip into their tunes...often allowing
them to go off on some rather remarkable tangents. The overall sound is
something like combining progressive rock from the 1970s with underground
pop of the 1990s. Magnesium Fireflies, while unpredictable and peculiar,
is a strangely calming album. This band really flexes their muscles here,
displaying an amazing range of styles and influences. The only problem they
may face is that...their music is probably too complex for most listeners.
But our guess it that these gents are in it for bucks or success anyway.
Their music is inherently genuine and driven by artistic integrity. Cool
tracks include "Bed of Stars," "So Pretty," and "Shoot
the Lights Out." (Rating: 5)
Bart
Davenport - Maroon Cocoon (CD, Antenna Farm, Pop)
Beginning with a tune ("Welcome to the Show") that sounds very
much like Crosby, Stills, and Nash...Bart Davenport quickly
switches channels and proves that he can easily swerve into varied musical
terrain with ease. Maroon Cocoon is a meaty and rewarding collection
of smart pop tunes recorded at home. Davenport has a real knack for writing
memorable melodies. This album has the sound and feel of some of the best
classic pop albums. Bart's music has--not surprisingly--already caught on
in a big way in Spain (the country is now one of the real hotbeds for great
pop talent). What is perhaps most surprising about Bart Davenport's music
is how accessible it is. His tunes are neither cute or strange....and
they are anything but alternative noise experiments. These songs
are smooth and easy pop numbers that could easily be appreciate by millions
of people (if they had the opportunity to be exposed to the music, that
is...). Maroon Cocoon is a great album that will stand the test
of time. Great cuts include "Finishing School," "Paper Friend,"
"Following a Red Balloon," and "Sad Machine." Recommended.
(Rating: 5+)
Death In Vegas - Satan's Circus (Double British import CD, Drone,
Electronic/pop)
Death In Vegas is the duo of Richard Fearless and Tim Holmes.
Satan's Circus includes two CDs. The first disc features eleven new
tunes while the second features twelve songs recorded live in Brixton, Spain
in 2003. Together, these discs give the listener a chance to look back while
also looking forward toward where the band is heading now. Disc One shows
Fearless and Holmes treading into more sparse electronic territory spearheaded
by 1970s bands like Kraftwerk. The album sounds something like modern
mood music...with the mood being rather playful and light. All eleven tracks
are instrumentals. Some include a smattering of traditional instruments
(guitar, real drums), while others are purely electronic. These two gentlemen
don't play obvious music. Their songs come across sounding something like
mutations on traditional formulas...simultaneously familiar and unfamiliar...strange
yet instantly likable. The live disc is much darker and oriented toward
traditional rock music. Given the choice...we prefer the band's new
sound to the old. With their new recordings, Fearless and Holmes prove that
their music is still very much alive. May they continue on for many years
to come. (Rating: 5+)
De
Novo Dahl - Cats & Kittens (Double
CD, Theory 8, Pop)
De Novo Dahl is a multi-faceted group based in Nashville, Tennessee.
The band's music might best be compared to The New Pornographers,
mainly because of the variety of styles involved. The band consists of six
individuals...all of whom contribute songs. As a result, the tunes
simply go all over the place in terms of ideas and styles. This is
a far cry from bands whose music is composed entirely by one individual.
As if it weren't enough for the band to record sixteen tracks in their home
studio for their new album (Cats), they also remixed all of the tracks
and included them on a second disc (Kittens). There is so much creativity
going on here that we can only hope that the band doesn't eventually splinter
into fragments because of all the inventive energy. Fresh, energetic, intelligent,
and effervescent, Cats & Kittens is an impressive crisp photograph
of a band with intense and well-focused imagination. Truly splendid stuff.
(Rating: 5+++)
The
Dudley Corporation - In Love With The Dudley
Corporation (CD, Absolutely
Kosher, Pop/rock)
Sounding a bit like Radial Spangle and even The Wedding Present
at times, The Dudley Corporation doesn't sound like other bands from
their home country of Ireland. In Love With The Dudley Corporation,
the band's sophomore album, has already landed the band a hit single ("What
A Human Does") on Ireland's Top 30. Having now toured the United Kingdom,
the United States, Iceland, Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Austria,
the band seems poised for even bigger success...which seems odd, considering
how uncommercial and offbeat much of their material sounds (!). The three
fellows in the band seems fond of trading off between very soft segments
and very loud chaotic ones. The songs are anything but standard and predictable.
Often quite complex and schizophrenic, The Dudley Corporation's compositions
are simultaneously assaultive and soothing. Thought provoking music for
the thinking listener. Top picks: "Colossus," "New Song for
You," "(H)our Islands," and "A Minor Thing." Intriguing.
(Rating: 5+)
The Electric Turds - You Light Up My Loaf (CD, EMP, Shitty pop)
The Electric Turds like to dress up in expensive electric turd suits
that glow in the dark and then they like to eat pudding. Can you play the
drums? Can you play the guitar? You can play anything if you know the way
to Santa Fe. There's a lot riding on things lately and you just won't know
what it is until you get there. The stars were out this morning and it didn't
make a difference. Terry Shiavo makes a guest appearance on the seventh
track, gasping for air as though her life depended on it. Meanwhile, in
the background, her parents and her husband throw The Electric Turds at
one another...hoping to win the battle. But, as always, Michael Jackson
comes in to save the day, giving The Turds the big break they've been needing
for so long. He welcomes them into his Neverland ranch and wipes their sloppy
bits away until they begin to look presentable. Then he takes them into
his secret bedroom and waters them down with Jesus Juice. Several small
boys appear and hop up and down on The Turds...before eventually going down
on Jackson himself. You Light Up My Loaf is a seductive little piece
of shabby machinery meant for folks who hate everything and everyone who
teaches. If you can't join 'em, don't join 'em. The end result is nothing.
Nothing and everything but the gas room chink. (Rating: 1)
Faust
- Impressions (DVD, Music
Video Distributors)
This is the first DVD from the German industrial pioneers. The disc contains
eleven videos by Zappi-W-Diermaier. Diermaier created visual images
for eleven Faust compositions, three of which were previously unreleased.
Audio is available in either stereo or surround sound. The imagery on this
DVD is something like watching a PBS documentary if it were combined with
Residents videos. Diermaier combines the real with the surreal...creating
bleeding images and colors that transform in rapid succession. Like Faust
tunes, the visual images are abstract and peculiar. A word of warning: Maneuvering
around this disc can be confusing. While this DVD certainly won't boost
the band's career, diehard fans will likely be thrilled with this unusual
project. Perhaps even more satisfying is the bonus CD (I Spin) which
includes four original soundtracks. Impressions is a totally and
purely artistic endeavor... (Rating: 5)
The
John Francis & Imposters - The Earnest
Manboy Suite in E Major (Independently released CD EP, Loud pop)
The John Francis & Imposters create music that falls into the
odd category of loud pop. Too loud for pure pop fans and too melodic for
hardcore junkies, the band's music is strangely unique and exciting. Rather
than playing familiar riffs and melodies, the duo of ILK (drums)
and Jack Francis (guitar, vocals) play obtuse pop with plenty of
unexpected twists. In some ways, these tunes sound like a noisy and grungy
John Vanderslice (the EP was recorded at Tiny Telephone...so
the studio may very well be inhabited by Vanderslice's spirit). The guitars
are loud and jagged...and the drummer is prone to outbursts of chaos. But
there are some choice melodies here, although it may take a bit of listening
to get used to the duo's odd sound. We found that the more we heard The
Earnest Manboy Suite in E Major...the more impressed we were. Well off
the beaten path, this is a duo to keep your eyes on... (Rating: 5)
Garland
Buckeye - On Burgin Hill (CD, Jet Glue, Rock)
Lexington, Kentucky's best kept secret. The guys in Garland Buckeye
are back with more genuine hard rockers. On Burgin Hill picks up
where the band's last release left off. Killer rhythms combine with thick,
meaty guitars and peculiar vocals (similar to J. Mascis) to create
a formidable wall of cool rock and roll energy. Songs are what make the
band, however...and the songs are mighty strong here. The band consists
of Brad Gordon (vocals, guitar, bass), Shawn Pantaliono (drums),
and Adam Trumbo (vocals, guitar, bass). These fellows' music is super
heavy...and just about as tight as a newborn baby that got stuck in the
tunnel. If they keep this up...these gentlemen could very well be next year's
hippest underground band. Great cuts include "Underdrawn," "Strays,"
"All Over Cleveland Heights," and "Metal Teeth." (Rating:
5)
Greater
California - Somber Wurlitzer (CD, Earthling, Progressive pop)
Beautifully gliding moody progressive pop. Formed in 2000, the folks in
Greater California evolved over time from a three piece to a five
piece band...eventually opting to incorporate a Wurlitzer into their music.
Thus, Somber Wurlitzer was born. This is an appropriately-titled
album. The band often worked late into the night on these dreamy compositions.
It is difficult indeed coming up with possible influences and/or comparisons
to this music (although The Association does come to mind
at times). These fellows don't seem to be following any recognizable trends
or trying to copy anyone else's style. Although the music is difficult to
describe...the band's music is ultimately satisfying, genuine, and real.
This entire album is great, but particular favorites include "Missing
Summer," "Jersey Thursday," "Patterns," and "Somber
Wurlitzer." Cool stuff. (Rating: 5++)
Mike Hagedorn - The Driver (CD-R, 4
Boxs, Instrumental/experimental)
On his first solo album, Mike Hagedorn takes his trombone where no
trombone has gone before. Beginning with the 30 minute plus title track,
Hagedorn immediately makes it clear that he is not into familiar ideas and
sounds. This composition is intense and complex and features nothing but
a single trombone...overlayered and pasted over and over onto itself. In
many cases, the instrument itself is rendered virtually unrecognizable...sounding
more like animals mating or machinery gone wrong than a musical instrument.
Surprisingly, the title track is probably the most normal sounding song
on this album. The remaining three cuts ("Tickle," "Sarabande,"
"Feelers") are so distorted and odd that most folks simply won't
be able to follow along. This is obviously not music for the masses. These
compositions are esoteric experiments for those who are seeking obtuse and
peculiar material... (Rating: 5)
Anne
Heaton - Give In (CD, Q
Division, Pop)
As a word of warning, Anne Heaton is an acquired taste. On the first
listen or two we didn't particularly care for her music. But thankfully
something subtle in her words and melodies drew us back. Heaton's voice
sounds something like an underground pop version of Bernadette Peters
or even Bette Midler...yet her music is very, very different in both
nature and scope. Anne's music is slightly odd and she has a peculiar sense
of humor. And yet...her songs are strangely genuine and sincere. After giving
this disc many spins, we found that we could not resist cool tracks like
"Give In To You," "The Line," "Underdog,"
and "Breathing My Breath"...but in the end, it was the last tune
("Perfectly Lovely") that made believers out of us. Featuring
Ms. Heaton playing live alone with a piano, the song is incredibly effective
and memorable. If you want an instant fix, pass this one by. But we would
highly recommend spending some time with this disc, as it would most certainly
be a worthwhile investment of your time... (Rating: 5)
Michael Jackson (Man of the hour kind of thing)
Why is everyone always on Michael Jackson's case these days? Michael
may not be much of a man...but he's a hell of a lot more of a man now than
he ever was before. In the early days when he was dubbed the "King
of Pop," Michael was the dullest man in the universe with absolutely
nothing to offer. But nowadays...he's much, much, MUCH more entertaining.
Why can't people realize this...? Hmmm...guess we'll never know the answer
to that one. As an out-of-the-closet child molester, Michael now
has us all in stitches as we watch his every move. Is he guilty? Is he innocent?
Hell, who cares? As long as we get to see him on television bragging
to the world about how it's okay to sleep with little boys...we're satisfied.
Let's face it. These days Michael Jackson is...totally hilarious.
So why aren't we giving him a good rating...? Hey, even when he's at his
best...he's still just not very good. (Rating: 1)
Candye
Kane - White Trash Girl (German import
CD, Ruf Records, Blues/pop/rock)
It would be easy to dismiss Candye Kane as just another female singer
with large breasts...because she is another singer with large breasts.
But don't let your first instincts rule your life. This lady has some real
fire burning in her soul...and White Trash Girl is an impressive
and rewarding album full of great modern blues music. Kane's confidence
and mature voice could be the result of over 15 years recording and touring.
This woman is incredibly sassy. Her gritty, throaty vocals are mesmerizing
and effective. Kane wrote and/or co-wrote ten of these fourteen songs, the
remaining four are covers. What is perhaps most interesting about this lady's
music is how accessible it is. With the right money and marketing, some
of these tunes ("What Happened to the Girl" in particular) could
easily become huge hits. Packaged in a beautiful triple-fold sleeve, White
Trash Girl is a thoroughly entertaining experience from a lady with
real presence. Well done. (Rating: 5)
Il
Programma Di Religione - Il Programma Di
Religione (CD, Boyarm /
Slight Record, Various
artists compilation)
If you like punching the "NEXT" button on your CD player...chances
are that you will love this disc. Although the listenability of this
CD may be debatable...the idea is certainly unique. The folks at Boyarm
collected 256 tracks from different artists...with each track being devoted
to one of the 256 popes of the past 2000 years. Yes, believe it or not...this
disc contains way too many tiny snippets of music that whip past so fast
that it's hard to keep track of exactly what is going on. Jagged,
disjointed, spastic, and confusing...this album spins like several albums
playing at once. Is it good? Is it bad? There will undoubtedly be debates
on that one. It's an odd concept however...and you have to admit...that
this album doesn't sound like all the others. We're not rating this because...well,
because we're still trying to figure out exactly what is going on here...?!?
A weird oddity. (Not Rated)
Last of the Juanitas - In the Dirt (CD EP, Wantage
USA, Experimental/progressive pop/rock)
What would happen if you combined the happy music of Oh, OK with
the dirge of The Melvins...? Although this might be stretching it
a bit in terms of descriptions, the folks in Last of the Juanitas
are certainly merging some peculiar sounds and elements with their music.
The band is the trio consisting of Maurice Bryan Giles (guitar, vocals),
Lana Rebel (bass, vocals), and John Schier (drums). Using
only the bare minimum in terms of instruments, these folks create a mighty
big whirlwind of energy and sound. Clocking in at just under 30 minutes
in length, In the Dirt is a weird spin. The music ranges from ambient
to sludge to hard rock to heavy metal...and then back again. True to the
claim of the press release, this album says and does "roughly twice
as much as records twice its length." Truly original, In the Dirt
is a crazy and intense album full of real surprises. (Rating: 5+)
Lorna - Static Patterns and Souvenirs (CD, Words
On Music, Soft pop)
Soft, moody, inspired pop. Nottingham, England's Lorna is the quartet
consisting of Sharon Cohen (vocals, piano), James Allen (vocals,
bass), Mark Rolfe (vocals, guitar), and Matt Harrison (flute,
guitar). These folks have been around since 1997 and have had previous recordings
released on the Intromit, Becalmed, Pause, and Winnetka labels. Static
Patterns and Souvenirs is an unusually restrained and subtle album.
The songs are extremely slow and dreamy. True to the claim of the press
release, the band's music recalls other artists such as Mazzy Star,
Camera Obscura, and Belle and Sebastian. These light and sparse
tunes are thoughtful and resilient. The band's music does require some patience...but
over time, the listener will be rewarded with some truly outstanding tunes.
Top picks: "Understanding Heavy Metal Parts I and II," "Remarkable
Things," "Snow Song," "Illuminations." (Rating:
5)
The
Lovethugs - Babylon Fading (CD, Rainbow Quartz, Pop)
In spinning Babylon Fading, we were instantly reminded of music from
the 1980s. Norway's The Love Thugs is Jerome Floating (drums),
Jim Faulty (guitar, vocals), Carl Martin (bass), Mudman
(percussion), and Pablo Breaks (keyboards). These gentlemen play
well-written classic pop music with a heavy emphasis on arrangements. Upbeat
and positive, the band's sound is easy on the ears...and yet strangely puzzling
in many ways. Rather than writing predictable tunes, these fellows intersperse
their songs with some unexpected tidbits...giving the music a refreshing
spontaneous feel. The vocals are sometimes slightly reminiscent of Julian
Cope. While it may take a few spins to set in, Babylon Fading
is a rewarding treat...full of ultra cool tracks like "Close Beside
Her," "Tired Girl," "Up for Love," and "The
Midget." Thirteen clever cuts here. (Rating: 5)
Meat Beat Manifesto - At The Center (CD, Thirsty
Ear, Electronic/jazz/progressive)
Jack Dangers' latest album continues to push the envelope. Jack was
one of the main innovators of electronic music in the 1990s. Nowadays he
has turned his attention to merging electronic music with jazz. At The
Center is a hypnotic synthesis of the two worlds. These compositions
feature rhythms similar to those found on earlier Meat Beat Manifesto
releases...but the instrumental layers are quite different. The songs on
this album are extremely fluid and trippy and feature the talents of Craig
Taborn (keyboards), Dave King (drums), and Peter Gordon
(flute). In many cases, the music on this disc sounds otherworldly and peculiar...and
yet those solid funky rhythms somehow manage to hold things together nicely.
This album may lose many early MBM fans but if so...those early fans will,
in the end, be the real losers. Excellent material from a man who
is still in his prime. (Rating: 5+)
Minmae - I'd Be Scared, Were You Still Burning (CD, Greyday Productions, Pop)
We were early fans and supporters of Minmae when the band was just
getting revved up. As things progressed, however, their sound became more
conventional and thus seemingly a bit less inspired and original. With I'd
Be Scared, Were You Still Burning the band returns to form with another
excellent collection of tunes. These days Sean Brooks' vocals are
sounding more and more like a very young Lou Reed. One thing that
has always been true about Minmae is that you never know what to expect.
This album is full of surprises, many too subtle to notice on the first
spin. While these recordings sport a big, polished sound...the songs themselves
are rather obtuse and unpredictable. So...what does Minmae sound like this
time around...? This is hard to explain. While the band definitely incorporates
ideas from many other artists, picking out exact comparisons and influences
is difficult. The song titles are heady and obtuse..."German Girl,
She Was American"..."Smiling With Teeth"..."My Parts
Will Not Rust"..."Dimorphic Hips Have Chances Still"...?!?
The lyrics are exceptional and the melodies sound better and better with
every spin. Destined to be one of the best releases of the year, I'd
Be Scared is a fine example of what makes Minmae such an engaging and
inviting act. (Rating: 5+++)
The
Motel Beds - The Motel Beds (CD EP,
Team Evil, Pure pop)
As soon as this EP ended all we could think was...we want more. Lots
more. That is the mark of a truly great EP...when it leaves you wanting
more. The fellows in Dayton, Ohio's The Motel Beds write and record
smooth and absorbing progressive pop with a difference. These gentlemen
have come up with some amazing melodies here...made all the more appealing
by the distinctly unique arrangements. The guitars and vocals are right
on target. While the overall sound is positive and upbeat, there are strange
threads running through this band's music that are difficult to describe.
Cool keepers include "Skymade Suit," "Talkin' Shit,"
"Ultra Maroon," and "Airplanes in Veins." Totally cool.
(Rating: 5+)
The
Operators - The Light and the Dark (CD,
Unstoppable, Pop/rock)
Slightly rough and decidedly unpredictable. The Operators are based
in Sommerville, Massachusetts. The band has been together since 1998 and
released a well-received album (Citizen's Band) in 2001. This, the
long awaited follow-up, features twelve obtuse guitar rockers. The band's
sound is spontaneous and peculiar...making it hard to come up with possible
influences and/or comparisons. Sometimes melodic...sometimes atonal, the
band's music is an acquired taste. We found that the more we listened...the
more we enjoyed The Light and the Dark. The album's title certainly
fits the music. More than any other band, The Operators remind us very much
of the criminally overlooked Zuzu's Petals. Top picks: "Scorpio
Rising," "Across the Ocean," "The Wrong Way," "Firelight."
(Rating: 4++++)
Louis
Philippe - The Wonder of It All (CD,
Wonder, Pop)
This might best be described as Louis Philippe's contemporary
album. After recording his last disc (My Favourite Part of You),
Philippe fell ill...and then eventually recovered to the point where he
was able to record The Wonder of It All. The overall sound of this
album might best be summed up as sounding something like Neil Innes...minus
all the goofy elements. Louis writes classic soft pop tunes that sound as
if they could have been written in the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s,
and beyond. Great care was taken in preparing the intricate arrangements
for these tunes...as the instruments seem to perfectly caress Philippe's
smooth vocals. Very soothing and genuine, The Wonder of It All is
yet another superb release from one of the great songwriters of our time.
Beautiful stuff. Top picks: "I Knew It All Along," "This
Puzzle of Mine," "Soul Coat," "When You Retire Into
Winter," "Life's Unhurried Prose." (Rating: 5+)
Porcupine Tree - Deadwing (CD, Lava,
Rock)
It would be easy to dismiss Britain's Porcupine Treet as just another
generic alternative band with a slick overproduced sound. But while this
was our initial reaction, we found that with a bit of patience there
is actually a lot to glean from this band's big sound. The band consists
of Steven Wilson (guitar, vocal), Richard Barbieri (keyboards),
Colin Edwin (bass), and Gavin Harrison (drums). Many will
recall Barbieri for his work in the band Japan. Porcupine Tree tunes
sound something like a heavy metal version of The Moody Blues. The
band's classic pop tunes are based around harsh and heavy guitars and atmospheric
keyboards. The vocals are great, particularly when the harmonies kick in.
Deadwing is the band's eighth studio album and the follow-up to the
well received In Absentia. At times the arrangements seem to get
in the way of the melodies...but overall, Deadwing is a strong offering
from a band that with strong appeal. (Rating: 4++++)
Sun Ra & His Arkestra - The Magic Sun: A Film by Phill Niblock (DVD, Music Video Distributors)
The Magic Sun is a far cry from your average music DVD. Filmed entirely
in black and white by Phill Niblock, the film is completely experimental.
Filming close ups of the band at various angles and layering and blurring
them together, Niblock manages to create visual images that are as challenging
and bizarre as the music itself. Sun Ra and his buddies made some
of the most bizarre modern jazz music to be found in the 1960s. The combination
of the foreign music with the altered images makes for a mighty strange
viewing experience. When they were originally released, these films were
probably only appreciated by folks who were experimenting with L.S.D. Now
that some people's tastes have evolved, however, Niblock's films may very
well find a larger audience that can appreciate them without the use of
hallucinogenics. The interview segment is interesting. Sun Ra mentions that
he and his band take their audience on a journey through space "...whether
they want to go or not." This DVD features some of the wildest
music visuals created in the 1960s. Bizarre and unusual stuff... (Rating:
5+)
Richard
Bitch - The Really Really Jeff Hair People
(CD, Cream Cloud, Pop/rock)
Something like a cross between David Bowie, The Cocteau Twins,
Pink Floyd, and The Flaming Lips...but not really.
Richard Bitch is three (or four) guys from San Francisco who like
to wear odd wigs and make lots of thick, crazy music. But don't mistake
these guys for noise addicts. Their tunes are actually credible and unique...but
you may have to do some digging to get to the tasty bits. Some may
be confused by the extraordinarily thick arrangements on this album. The
massive overlayering can at times be daunting. But in the end, the confusingly
titled The Really Really Jeff Hair People ends up being a truly entertaining
goddamn disc that just gets better the more you spin it. Fun, puzzling,
upbeat, abrasive, and yet...still extremely hummable and catchy.
Richard Bitch is an inventive new band that is certain to entertain and
amaze. These guys must be a blast live. Killer cuts include "Really
Jeff Overture," "This Bastard Year," "Queen-Size Bed,"
and "Restraint." (Rating: 5+)
The Ridiculous Trio - Plays The Stooges (CD-R, Boxs,
Instrumental/rock)
A ridiculous idea...executed so well that you quickly forget how ridiculous
it is. The Ridiculous Trio is Mike Hagedorn (trombone), Rob
Pleshar (tuba), and Shannon Morrow (drums). The three got together
in a basement and recorded covers of eight songs by The Stooges.
Surprisingly...the idea works. Rather than being silly and ridiculous...these
fellows actually manage to capture the energy and spirit of the original
tunes. This is particularly impressive when you consider the instruments
used (?!?)...and the fact that only a bare minimum of overdubs were employed.
Intent is everything in music, of course, and these fellows definitely have
their hearts and minds in the right place. Rather than being a mere novelty,
Plays The Stooges ends up paying homage to the band...while offering
interesting insight from another planet... (Rating: 4++++)
The Robot Ate Me - On Vacation (Double CD, Swim
Slowly, Obtuse pop)
For fans of Eraserhead and The Residents. We're not certain
whether this double disc set has been reissued or is just being remarketed
(?). In any case, this was one of our Top Picks for February 2004. Accordingly...if
you haven't yet checked out this album, we HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. See our
previous review by clicking HERE.
(Previously rated)
Schmange - Phase IV Chronicles (Independently released double CD)
The man who calls himself Schmange is quickly becoming an international
commodity. He began his career playing guitar for three years in the band
Essex. Now he's out on his own...writing and recording wild guitar
driven techno pop and teaching his techniques to others. This man already
has offices in Canada and England...and more are probably on the way. Phase
IV Chronicles is a mind-blowing double CD set featuring an impressive
collection of 28 compositions. The tunes go all over the place...but the
one constant is the incredible guitar playing. Listening to this double
album, it's no wonder that so many people are looking to Schmange for guidance.
Free flowing and upbeat, these tracks are as slick and professional as anything
we've heard on any label...independent or major... As a word of warning,
however, this is a lot of material to take in at one sitting...so
be forewarned. Extremely well orchestrated. (Rating: 5)
The
Screwdrivers - Shape of a Bird in Transit
(CD, Boathouse, Progressive pop)
The second album from Connecticut's The Screwdrivers. Recorded mostly
live to analog tape with minimal overdubs, this band has achieved a nice,
warm spacious sound on Shape of a Bird in Transit. The tunes are
smooth and melodic and supported by intelligent arrangements. There are
few obvious influences, as these fellows seem to be creating music that
inherently flows from within their own souls. Everything is outstanding
here...great vocals, cool guitars, exacting percussion, and solid bass lines.
It's amazing that these guys do so much within the framework of a basic
guitar/bass/drum line-up. For a band so early along in their career, these
gents have come up with a surprisingly mature batch of compositions. Cool
cuts include "Into the Summer," "Sleep in a Burning Town,"
"How Many Mornings" (our favorite), and "The Dharma Bomb."
Thought provoking while still retaining accessible elements. Excellent material
throughout. (Rating: 5+)
Will Smith - Lost and Found (CD, Who cares what label this
is on and what type of music it is...?)
Pathetic smelly shit from a generic shithead.
Solly - Get It Wrong It's Alright (CD, Zounds
Sounds, Pop/rock)
Hard hitting pop that just won't stop. Solly is the band led by singer/songwriter
Marc Solomon. Marc and his bandmates David Mabry (drums),
Robert Cooper (bass), and Chad Stockslager (piano) play intensely
catchy pop/rock music that instantly sticks in your head like glue. The
tunes are basically simple and straightforward...yet there is a passion
and energy here that sets this band apart. Unlike many unknown bands, these
guys can really play. The songs are melodic, focused, and very hummable...and
the loud fuzzy guitars sound GREAT. Solomon's vocals are passionate and
right on target throughout. Crafty cuts include "Welcome Down,"
"Disproportioned," "Drats," "Dip in the Pool,"
and "Pick It Up." Cool stuff... (Rating: 4+++++)
The Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin' Live 1966 (DVD, Cherry
Red Films)
This DVD contains some rare and unbelievably high quality footage of the
original Spencer Davis Group performing live in 1966. Not only is
the sound quality amazing, but the shoot was done using several cameras.
The band performs eight songs for what appears to be a group of high school
students in another country who look so bored that they could fall asleep
(!?!). But despite the lack of enthusiasm from the audience, the group really
cranks out the hits. For anyone who was ever let down by his lackluster
solo career, this footage shows why so many folks were initially excited
about Steve Winwood. His voice is extraordinarily raw and crazed
and he has a great deal of stage presence. There is also a lengthy interview
segment after the third song in which the band eats, drinks, laughs, smokes,
and talks simultaneously. The second segment of the disc (which features
the band minus the Winwood brothers) does not work as well. A documentary
filmed for a foreign television station, the segment would have been improved
tremendously by adding English subtitles. As it is, the documentary does
contain some interesting footage...but nothing comes close to the quality
of the first performance. Overall, this is an intriguing look back that
shows why this group was one of the biggest bands of the 1960s... (Rating:
5)
Splendid - States of Awake (CD EP, Popboomerang,
Pop)
While they've had a bit of a rocky road in terms of career moves (their
record label went under in 2000), Angie Hart and Jesse Tobias
remain convicted to their craft. States of Awake finds the duo sounding
as great as ever...and the disc leaves the listener wanting more. Presenting
original tracks interspersed with well-chosen cover tunes, these EP is a
genuine treat. Hart's vocals are understated yet moving...and the arrangements
are nothing short of spectacular. As is the case with all great CDs
the more you spin this...the better it sounds. Cool cuts include "Asleep,"
"Disappointed," and "You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're
Drunk." The duo's next full-length should be a mindblower... (Rating:
5+)
Steroids in Sports (A great idea kind of thing)
Using steroids in professional sports makes perfect sense. In competitions
to see who is the fastest and who is the best, steroids obviously help individuals
WIN. So...why is everyone so upset about it? The argument
of the uninformed seems to be that "Using steroids isn't
fair." But what about the obvious realities such as "Life
isn't fair" and "The world isn't fair"...? Things
aren't fair and they never have been...so why should we try to believe in
such a foolish concept? Then there's the argument that steroids are harmful
to people's health. Well hell...what doesn't harm people's health...?
And besides, who cares if a few thousand stupid sports heroes...or
pathetic nobody wannabes...die from using steroids...? In our opinion, people
should be allowed to take whatever the hell they want to whenever the
hell they want. And then...if they don't make wise choices....they must
then suffer the consequences of their decisions. Awe shit man, who
cares about goddamn sports anyway...? Idiots and retards, that's who.
Goddamn idiots and retards... (Rating: 1)
Sunshine - Moonshower and Razorblades (CD, Custard,
Rock/pop)
Frantic, crazed, and crazy cock rock. Moonshower and Razorblades
is an intense and noisy trip into modern underground rock. The guys in Sunshine
have a sound that combines elements of Ziggy Stardust-era David
Bowie with the power and punch of early Buzzcocks. But make no
mistake, the band's sound is anything but old and dated. This album is brimming
over the edges with modern sounds and effects. The band's recordings are
thick and busy while never letting up in terms of energy. Interestingly,
the gents in Sunshine are from the Czech Republic town of Tabor...but their
music seems decidedly British. Considering how much studio tweaking went
into this album, it would be interesting to see how these fellows pull off
their music is concert. Attitude-drenched lyrics complete the picture...making
Moonshower and Razorblades a thinking man's punk rock album. Wild
stuff. Truly intense. (Rating: 5+)
Super
Deluxe - Lolita EP (Independently released
CD EP, Pop)
A fantastic short five song EP. Seattle's Super Deluxe formed in
1995, later releasing two albums for Warner Bros. After a few years, the
band decided to take a break. Fortunately for everyone concerned, they're
back...and sounding better than ever. The Lolita EP finds the band
pumping out power pop like there's no tomorrow. The songwriting is superb
and the playing is as tight as kites. It's almost impossible not to tap
your toesies along with killer cuts like "Alysson's Gone," "Knockout,"
and "Lolita." The band's third album will be coming shortly. We
can't wait. Totally killer stuff here. Instantly addictive. (Rating:
5++)
SuperHeavyGoatAss - 60,000 Years (CD, Arclight,
Hard rock)
Loud, intense, heavy...and super sexy. If you're looking for some
great hard rock, you need look no further. The fellows in Texas-based SuperHeavyGoatAss
play like they're on fire. The band's name suits their music perfectly.
60,000 Years is a guitar lover's dream. Produced by Arclight co-founder
David Elizondo, the album just bleeds with intense excitement.
Incorporating ideas from bands like ZZ Top, The Melvins, and
early Black Sabbath as a diving board, these guys play music that
is impossible to ignore. When lead vocalist Russell Abbott sings
"Sweet home, goddamn...I'm a motherf*cking Texas man..."
(from "Druglord") you've just gotta believe him. These guys don't
just want your attention...they demand it. We got so worked up listening
to this album that we couldn't decide which to do first...dance or jerk
off. In the end we decided on...both. In all seriousness though, SuperHeavyGoatAss
is easily one of the best hard rock bands on the planet. Their music shakes
down the walls with cool energy and the playing is so tight that you have
to hear it to believe it. Do we like this band...? Hell, we love
these raunchy motherf*ckers. (They even use lots of our favorite words
in their lyrics.) Ballsy rock music with real grit. Killer cuts include
"Backside," "Best Friend," "Built to Last,"
and "Soundman." Highly recommended. (Rating: 5+++)
Thee
Missouri - ...in Voodoo Rama (CD, Blue Disguise, Soft moody pop)
The folks in Thee Missouri aren't from Missouri. In fact, they're
not from the United States at all. Thee Missouri in Voodoo Rama is
this German band's third album (and the first to be released in the U.S.).
The album features moody, smoky, soft pop with electronic percussion. The
band consists of Red (guitar, vocals), Frank Mollena (guitar,
programming), Wuschi (keyboards, programming), and Carter Cain
(pedal steel guitar). Don't be put off by the idea of electronic percussion.
The way these guys utilize it into their music, it sounds proper and even
appropriate. Combining sounds from the 1930s right on through to the present,
these four gentlemen have come up with an intoxicating sound with determined
sedative effects. Top picks: "Sooner or Later They'll Get Any of Us,"
"You and Voodoo," "Let's Get Married," "Some Kinda
Love." (Rating: 4++++)
Tara Vanflower - My Little Fire-Filled Heart (CD, Silber,
Experimental)
Wow...this is some pretty wild stuff. Best known for her work with
the band Lycia, Tara Vanflower first ventured out on her own
with the album This Womb Like Liquid Honey. This is the follow up.
Tara might best be described as an experimental vocalist. Her vocals recall
avante garde artists like Yoko Ono, Jarboe, and Emily Hay.
Vanflower recorded everything on My Little Fire-Filled Heart herself.
This is a haunting and peculiar album that is geared toward a very small
but enlightened audience. If you're seeking something that sounds familiar,
take our word for it. This ain't it. The compositions on this album
are dreamy and hypnotic. They were not recorded for the purpose of making
money nor were they made to entertain the general population. Vanflower
experiments with her voice and with sounds. The resulting recordings reflect
her disregard for fame and fortune. Thus, while Fire-Filled Heart
may be a commercial disaster...artistically it is a resounding success.
Strangely distant and unfamiliar territory. EXCELLENT. (Rating: 5+)
Loudon Wainwright III - Here Come the Choppers! (Advance CD, Sovereign
Artists, Soft pop)
Despite the fact that he has been a well-known celebrity for decades, we
must admit that--until now--we have never been properly exposed to the music
of Loudon Wainwright III. Strange...but true. While this might
seem puzzling for any reviewer to admit such ignorance, our late-for-the-party
reactions to this man's music might offer some different insight. On Here
Come the Choppers!, Loudon is backed by an all-star band consisting
of Bill Frisell (guitar), Greg Leisz (pedal steel guitar,
mandolin, guitar), David Piltch (bass), and Jim Keltner (drums).
The overall sound and vibe here reminds us of early Bob Dylan...except
more direct. Although we can't compare this album to Wainwright's previous
albums, we can certainly say that this man's songs and his voice sound as
fresh and inspired as many brand new artists we hear. The softer and more
reflective Louden gets, the better his music sounds ("When You Leave"
is perhaps the best track on the album). What strikes us most about the
songs on this album...is how honest they are. Here in babysueland
we are always impressed by folks whose talent hasn't destroyed by success.
It's no wonder that this man has made such a name for himself. Here Come
the Choppers! is a rewarding and enriching experience. (Rating: 5)
The Yum Yum Tree - The Tetherball EP (Independently released CD EP, Pop)
Instantly likable girl pop. Led by Andy Gish, this Atlanta trio is
treading in territory similar to ultra poppy bands like Magnapop.
Gish's songs are straightforward and simple...and extremely catchy. Buzzsaw
guitars and steady rhythms support upbeat tunes that are a pure feelgood
experience. The title track kicks ass. Rounding out the band are Alex
Pilson (drums) and Tim Hill (guitar). This EP will whet the appetite
of many for the band's next full-length release... (Rating: 4++++)
Zaink Frappa and the Brothers
of Intention - Hot Craps (CD, Buzzer,
Rock)
Zaink Frappa is back again. Did you know it? Frappa is well known
as the leader of the Brothers of Intention. He is also well known
as a man who snorts plenty of tea pellets. Frappa has been on the crapper
for decades now and Hot Craps will do nothing to change that. Beginning
with the whiny refrain of "Stupid Cheese Cream Done My Brain In With
Big Steeple Punk," Frappa does a half-assed singalong duet with Tina
Turnaround. If that doesn't turn everyone off, nothing won't.
The sound quality is excellent, yet the sound quality is terrible. The track
listing on the cover doesn't match the track listing on the actual CD. There
are so many problems with this album that it is simultaneously irritating
and utterly fantastic. But that won't clean your ass out like a good cheap
cologne treatment will. Give this disc to your ugly fatass butt-faced maid
and see if it'll get her off the crapper. This is the kinda thing
that makes you wish Judy Garland had gotten her ass whupped good
and bloody all over the goddamn rainbow. Recommended for ugly people and
insecure retards. (Rating: 1)
Damon Aaron - Ballast
Abernethy - He teeny she
Acceptance - Phantoms
Amanda Ghost - EP
Amandahalula - 4ourty 2wo
The Amber Estate - The Amber Estate
Anagram - Songs from far away
AqPop - Beautifully smart
Architecture in Helsinki - In case we die
Asphalt Jungle - Enjoy this trip
Austin Bridges - Awake the day
The Beatles - John Lennon's vaulted snack pudding collection
Beatnik Turtle - The cheapass album: Songs about or inspired by cheapass
games
Blackmaker - Staggering to the surface
The Bloodpeckers - The Bloodpeckers
Bottom Line - Eloquence
Gary Paul Bryant - Imaginary piano
Calibretto / Mercury Radio Theater - All of these things do not belong
The Chicago Bus - Sound proof: Jason & friends
Creamy White Nuts - Creamy White Nuts
Cyanotype - The golden wreck tangle
Kevin Devine - Split the country, split the streets
Divina Iluz - Divina Iluz
Dizzy Dottie and the Daisy Dudes - Half frocked liquid pitty puss
The Doodoo Blisters - Doodoo pride
Eyeball Skeleton - #1
400 Blows - Angel's trumpets and devil's trombones
Terry Falini - Sun under me
Farm Fresh - Time is running out
Far Rad - This candy's gross
Fast Breakin' Classics - Heist city
The First Second - The First Second
The Formula - The Formula
Forty5South - We're country so we can
Billy Gilman - Everything and more
The Mike Glendinning Band - The Mike Glendinning Band
Grade School - Play ground swing set fairy-tale
Great Day Coming - Great Day Coming
Gruf - Hopeless
Heavenly Music Association - Shaping the invisible
Taylor Hollingsworth -Shoot me, shoot me, heaven
Horace Pinker - Texas one ten
Michael Jackson - It's the most loving thing in the world
Michael Jackson - What's wrong with sharing your bed? You should try it.
It's wonderful.
Michael Jackson - I left my nose in my panty hose
Michael Jackson - Do you like my new breast implants?
Michael Jackson - My new nose was crafted from the skin of my scrotum
Michael Jackson - I'll be the middle-aged girl of your dreams
Michael Jackson - My sore old black asshole and all mystery that lies within
it
Michael Jackson - Jesus made enough juice for everyone
Michael Jackson - Let's read fairy tales and jerk off together
Jet By Day - The vulture
Just Like Juicy Butt - Our slappy time is our happy time
Ian Knapp - Into these oceans
The Letters Organize - Dead rhythm machine
Carter Little - Dare to be small
Kid Loco - The graffiti artist
Lorenzo Goetz - Jesus elephant
Lowlite - The long haul
Lynn Paul Jr. Band - Slingshot
Magic Arrows - Sweet heavenly angel of death
Magnolia Thunderpussy - Starin' down the sun
Malu Voices - Enough is enough by Larry N. Malu
Mammy's Big Milky Breasts - More warm milk for all the happy niglets
Man of the year - A new and greater Tokyo
Mass Shivers - Mass Shivers
Maximo Park - A certain trigger
Merit - When we fight
Merit - Merit
Drayton Michaels - Low stress in the deep end
Monkey Paw - Honkey kong
The Mystery Holes - Crawl inside and make yourself comfortable
Nobody and everything else - Nobody and everything else
No-Fi Soul Rebellion - Lambs to the slaughter
Jan Norberg - Jan made sacred spring
Nuclear Forehead - What it is
Nuffin Boiz - We ain't got nuffin and it shows
Jennifer O'Connor - The color and the light
Oh Astro - Hello world
Outsmarting Simon - Stand up straight
The Phantom Limbs - Random Hymns
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Worn copy
Player Hater - Picking you up just to put you down
Pohgoh - All along
Populous - Queue for love
The Quirks - Amnesia is a drag
Planet of the Popboomerang - Volume 2
Pom Titty and the Darkpeckers - Live in West Virginia
The Press - Noxious saucy beast
Pussy Buster - Miss Pussy Boots
RachelAPP - Burstin' EP
The Rachel Nevadas - "Sally Green" b/w "I'll Miss You"/"Half
Past Noon" (vinyl 45)
Reel Big Fish - W're not happy 'til you're not happy
Remora - Enamored
Rooney - Whatever happened to us now?
William Roper - If I ran the circus
Rrrrrrrobin - Passion
The Rusticators - Talking with the dead
Saababanks - Saababanks
The Secret Process - Telecommute
Self Against City - Take it how you want it
Russ Schneider - Friday night
Terry Shiavo - Where has my goddamn feeding tube gone off to now?
Terry Shiavo - Insert my feeding tube, remove my feeding tube, insert it
again, remove it again
Terry Shiavo - My feeding tube got stuck up my booty hole and it hurted
Terry Shiavo - I be in love with my negro feeding tube
Terry Shiavo - If I could do anything I'd do crystal meth and screw midgets
with my goddamn feeding tube
The Sloppy Fukkers - We so fukkin' sloppy
Small Piss in a Big Piss - Fondness for pondness
Soul Dementia - Soul Dementia
The Spinto Band - Nice and nicely done sampler
Spitting Dummies - We're desperate for unusual sex
Subtitle - Young dangerous heart
SuperFunkyGoatPecker - 25,007 minutes
SuperPussyButtSucker - 85,021 weeks
Tammany Hall Machine - Tammany Hall Machine
Temper Temper - Temper Temper
This Is Indie Rock - Volume Two (Deep Elm)
Transcendence - Nothing is cohesive
Transient Tractor - Failure
Oprah Winfree - My pretty white asshole
Woody Whatever - The Great Pop
World Leader Pretend - Punches
The Yucky No Good Underground Nobodies - Number one hits
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