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"Judge not a man by what she is, but by what kind of dress he wears."
©November 2007 LMNOP®

"Red and yellow, black and white...they're all just terrible."
©April 2006 LMNOP®

"If you're happy and you know it, overdose."
©March 2006 LMNOP®

"Beauty is in the bock bock of the neblixer."
©January 2006 LMNOP®

"Flinny pock minnie, tock tock tocker."
©January 2006 LMNOP®

"The best things in life are shit."
©January 2006 LMNOP®

"In the future everybody won't never be famous ever."
©December 2005 LMNOP®

"Cleanliness is next to piles-of-goddamn-shit-all-over-the-place-liness."
©November 2005 LMNOP®

"It's not over until the fat lady throws up a partially digested egg salad sandwich."
©October 2005 LMNOP®

"It's not over until the fat lady writes the check."
©October 2005 LMNOP®

"You can fool some of the people all of the people and all of the people some of the people, but you can't people the people the goddamn people."
©September 2005 LMNOP®

"When the cat's away the mice will dabble in homosexuality"
©August 2005 LMNOP®

"Imitation is the sincerest form of stupidity."
©July 2005 LMNOP®

"Ignorance is piss."
©July 2005 LMNOP®

"Go ahead and count your chickens before they hatch. Everyone else does."
©June 2005 LMNOP®

"Where there's a will there's the possibility of getting a lot of money."
©June 2005 LMNOP®

"In the future no one will be famous."
©June 2005 LMNOP®

"If at first you don't succeed, give up and die."
©May 2005 LMNOP®

"We wade through shit...so you won't have to."
©May 2005 LMNOP®

"Never judge a book by its feeding tube."
©April 2005 LMNOP®

"Money can't buy anything."
©March 2005 LMNOP®

"Celebrities exist because people are idiots."
February 2005 LMNOP®

"If you're happy and you know it stick your fist inside someone's asshole."
February 2005 LMNOP®

"Don't count your chicken before you can retrieve a stool sample."
February 2005 LMNOP®

"Friends don't let friends have other friends."
January 2005 LMNOP®

"A mind is a terrible thing."
January 2005 LMNOP®

"And in the end the drugs you take are equal to the drugs you make."
January 2005 LMNOP®

"The best things in life are those that you cannot completely eat."
November 2004 LMNOP®

"Laws were made to be snorted."
©December 2004 LMNOP®

"If God had meant for man to fly he would have given him acid."
©November 2004 LMNOP®

"Every cloud has an intestinal lining."
©October 2004 LMNOP®

"And in the end the love you wobble is equal to the sprinkle you dribble."
©September 2004 LMNOP®

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the crap you bake."
©September 2004 LMNOP®

"And in the end the love you make is equal to the lamps you break."
©September 2004 LMNOP®

"If you love someone, set them on fire."
©September 2004 LMNOP®

"The best things in life are too goddamn expensive."
©August 2004 LMNOP®

"Suffer the little children unto God, for they are ignorant and stupid."
©July 2004 LMNOP®

"The happiness you feel will never be real."
©July 2004 LMNOP®

"There's no business like no business."
©June 2004 LMNOP®

"Music for the masses is music for asses."
©June 2004 LMNOP®

"If you can't say something nice about someone, say something really really shitty."
©May 2004 LMNOP®

"Once an asshole, always an asshole."
©April 2004 LMNOP®

"God damns those who can't damn themselves."
©April 2004 LMNOP®

"Our differences is what makes us shabby."
©March 2004 LMNOP®

"If you can't goddamn your friends, who can you goddamn?"
©February 2004 LMNOP®

"The best kind of disaster is a natural disaster."
©January 2004 LMNOP®

"Billy Jean is not my lover. She's too old plus...she's a girl"
©December 2003 LMNOP®

"If Americould it would, but American't...so it won't."
©December 2003 LMNOP®

"He who laughs last laughs first."
©November 2003 LMNOP®

"God is boring just like you is."
©November 2003 LMNOP®

"A child is like a pet. The only way to teach it is to hit it really hard."
©November 2003 LMNOP®

"Those who claim to be the most open minded are always the first to condemn others whose views differ from their own."
©July 2003 LMNOP®

"In order to love others you must first learn to hate yourself."
June 2003 LMNOP®

"You can pick your nose and you can pick your nose...but you can't pick your nose."
May 2003 LMNOP®

"Nothing really matters. We only think it does."
May 2003 LMNOP®

"Opinion is out of the question and it is not coming back."
April 2003 LMNOP®

"Those who can't teach, teach."
April 2003 LMNOP®

"God is a concept by which we measure our God."
April 2003 LMNOP®

"If you can't do anything, don't do anything."
April 2003 LMNOP®

"The worst people of all are those who stand up for what they believe in."
April 2003 LMNOP®

"Technology is as boring and predictable as the people who embrace it."
April 2003 LMNOP®

"Never forget the tender moments...for they are indeed the tenderest moments of all."
March 2003 LMNOP®

"It is better to have lost and lost than never to have lost at all."
February 2003 LMNOP®

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"Those who steal other people's words are wurfliss goddamn turds."
January 2005 LMNOP®

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