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Okay...so these aren't really reviews... Because we were concerned about burning out from way, way, WAY TOO MUCH great music we decided to take a bit of a break this month and write nothing but poetry. Does that mean we are bad people? Maybe not, maybe...who cares? In any event...we will be back with a nice, big, thick, juicy REAL review section in SEPTEMBER. So...until then...take a break, break the law, hack up a mammal, and do something that is likely to ruin your life and the lives of those around you... Remember to be good boys and girls now! Toodle-ooo!
Disposable watches.
Disposable cameras.
Disposable telephones.
Disposable friends.
Disposable families.
Disposable memories.(August 2007)
Our children
Are sarcastic because
The things we teach them are
Stupid.(August 2007)
Family values
Offer guidance for
Assholes.(August 2007)
Inject yourself
With a substance that is
Lethal.(August 2007)
Remove yourself
From the spot you're in
So that there will be
No evidence that you were
Here.(August 2007)
Your health
Don't give a
Damn.(August 2007)
Those who whine loudest
About unfairness in the world
Are those who don't deserve
A single goddamn thing.(August 2007)
Skin your baby,
Rip it off quick.
Muffle its screams with
A big hard
Stick.(August 2007)
God and Satan
Are the best of
Friends.(August 2007)
Let's all build crappy homes
For retarded losers so that we can
Brag about how kind and generous
We are.(August 2007)
History is
Shit.(August 2007)
Obama good,
Osama bad.
Osama good,
Obama bad.
Ogama glood,
Goblama prad.
Flugrama kwood,
Schreglerama fnadd.(August 2007)
Dog fight is
Good entertainment
Where one dog fight
Other dog to
Death.(August 2007)
The more you put
Into your schoolwork
The less you will
Get out.(August 2007)
All harsh chemicals are
Delicious.(August 2007)
Schools teach children
How to hate one
Another.(August 2007)
If you work hard enough
You will eventually be rewarded
With nothing.(August 2007)
Life and death are both
Equally uninteresting.(August 2007)
The beautiful light in heaven
Will burn you into pieces
As you enter.(August 2007)
When given a choice
People will always
Make the wrong
Decision.(August 2007)
Red and yellow,
Black and white.
Jesus hates them all.(August 2007)
If everyone works together
Nothing will ever get done.(August 2007)
Celebrate
Your goddamn birthday
With a shitty goddamn cake
And worthless goddamn
Presents.(August 2007)
Wine and dine.
Wine and dine.
Stuff your fat jowels
All the time.(August 2007)
Plant a seed and
Watch it grow.
Then spray it with
Weed killer and
Watch it die.(August 2007)
Our friends are all dying
And rotting away.
Neato.(August 2007)
Organic this.
Organic that.
You're still grotesque,
Ugly, and
Fat.(August 2007)
In the future
Everyone will be
Reasonable for
Fifteen minutes.(August 2007)
You have vomit in your teeth.
You have vomit in your hair.
You have vomit on your face.
Vomit, vomit, everywhere.You have vomit in your eyes.
You have vomit on your thighs.
You have vomit in your cheeks.
You have vomit in your speech.You have vomit under your arms.
You have vomit in your pubic hair.
You have vomit on your feet.
You have vomit, that is neat.You have vomit in your veins.
You have vomit in your fart.
You have vomit in your brain.
You have vomit in your heart.(August 2007)
Run over your baby
With a big car really fast.
Throw your goddamn baby
Into a dumpster and run away.
Kick your beautiful baby
So hard that its little bones break.
Then kiss your precious baby and
Tell it how sorry you are.(August 2007)
The music you make
Represents the crap
Inside your
Soul.(August 2007)
Nip and tuck,
Nip and tuck.
No amount of surgery
Will ever be enough.(August 2007)
Alcohol is the dumbest drug,
The dumbest drug of all.
So what if it is legal?
It just makes you feel small.(August 2007)
Hate homosexuals
Not for what they are
But for who they
Are.
(August 2007)
Everyone
Should shut up
About sex.(August 2007)
Sew your vagina shut
With polyester thread.
Let it stay that way for years,
That's what Jesus says.(August 2007)
Guns in school?
Yes, okay.
We will learn a lot
Today.(August 2007)
Bake your mammal
At 450 degrees
For 3 hours.
Then hack it up and
Eat it.(August 2007)
Art is poison
For the mind.
Look at art and you'll go
Blind.(August 2007)
Plant yourself
In the ground
And rot there
Forever.(August 2007)
Birth and death
Are one and the same.
Each, like the other,
Is totally lame.(August 2007)
If at first you don't succeed
Mumble goddamn several times
And walk away.(August 2007)
Drill holes
In your breasts
To keep the milk
Fresh.(August 2007)
You can hate anyone anywhere you like
For whatever reason you choose.You can hate them because of their voice.
You can hate them because of their smell.
You can hate them because of their sexual orientation.
You can hate them because of their personality.
You can hate them because of their opinions.
You can hate them because of their hair.
You can hate them because of their race.
You can hate them because of their weight.You can hate anyone anywhere you like
For whatever goddamn reason you choose.(August 2007)
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